Hitman 4 Mission Briefing: 'The Chocolatier'

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[KILLER]

No joke this would be amazing. Even having the disguise like that. Optional start would be 47 as tall as he is now as an oompa loompa.

[filiformis]

I love how he isn't going in as one of the adults accompanying a child, he's going in disguised as a child.

[christopherzarcone]

Unironically I'd love to see a mission like that. Especially if after every kill the oompa loompas have a musical number

[Xiiki]

**wonka falls into a comically large vat of chocolate**

“Good work 47.”

[nemjef]

"I hope you have a sweet tooth 47, because you've got a golden ticket." You have to be the official script writer for the games.

[jabre]

As a Hitman and Hydraulic Beanbag fan, this does put a smile on my face.

[nicholasmontgomery]

Id love if there was more to this where Agent 47 talks like a little German boy but he doesn't pitch his voice.
"OH, oopsen doodle, ive scheem to've puscht Herr Wonka into Das chocolate rhine."

[maxivy]

"William Wonka" had me howling

[ginyutiki]

THAT... is Willie Wonka. Candy entrepeneur and owner of the chocolate factory. Quite the resume.

[BedeGeneris]

my least favorite part of this mission was the Oompa Loompas, seems like they just knew when do pop out and sing that you pushed someone into the chocolate river

[murdoph]

The video is 47 seconds long. Either a massive coincidence or you're an absolute genius

[cadenr]

Oompa loompa doopadi dee, Wonka is dead and now we are free

Oompa loompa doopadi du, you are a hitman and we thank you

[ThorkellTheTall]

>I hope you've got a sweet tooth 47, because you've got a golden ticket.
o my fuck

[justyeet]

-"Interesting ... so a trustworthy kid will get to talk about something important with Mr.Wonka himself at the end of the tour, 47 win his trust or eliminate the competition, its your choice."

[Anthaneus]

its real hard to do this silent assasin, suit only. Guards and witnesses just pop out of anywhere and you're not allowed to be anywhere except for the tour in the disguise you start in.

[ChesterManfred]

I imagine he could bring in some midget spy with him, and 47 could role as the dad.
It could be less far fetched, but the idea of 47 as a child is just funny and terrifying

[largefilesize]

Implying that Agent 47 has killed Charlie and his naked body is in a dumpster somewhere on the map

[ZackShark]

Seeing a normal looking human in a beanbag video hits different

[xenno]

Of all the people i expected to animate that meme...you Beanbag were not the one, this is a VERY pleasant surprise 😂

[Thefunnyone]

Unique kill methods:
Push Wonka into the choccy river.
Poison Wonka with the bubblegum.
Push Wonka into the incinerator.
Make Wonka small and step on him.
Sabotage the elevator so it crashes.
Extra objective: Steal the candy that never loses flavor.