Mister Softee Has The Vaccine Distribution Market Cornered

The Pfizer vaccine must be shipped in sub-zero temperatures, so Mister Softee has had to adapt. #Colbert #ALateShow #ColdOpens

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[TaiwanisMoving]

This one was so scary.... ice creamed.

[Opus]

I know it's called a 'Cold Open', but this one was really cold!

[markmonse]

It took me 60 years to get that insipid electronic music out of my head, and you just put it BACK. Gee, thanks! ;)

[igorschmidlapp]

I thought that "Mister Softee" was Stormy's nickname for Donald... ;-)

[draceenasilverdragon]

Now I want to see "The Curse of Mr. Softie" as a movie

[NewMessage]

Kids.. if the icecream man offers you a little prick, you run home and tell someone!

[lindakluth]

Well my favorite childhood memory just got trashed. That was a rare treat we saved for back then.

[SpaceForceCommander]

Mister Softee is also Melania’s nickname for Donald.

Notice that cold characters are mostly all villains (Mr. Freeze, Captain Cold, Sub-Zero).

[zbeebs]

You scream, I scream, we all scream.

[marineadmiraljunior]

Mister Softie. Love seeing that ice cream truck and jingle

[toushei]

Awww... But Mr. Softie is beautiful the way he is, curse or not :)

[alantse]

And there goes the childhood of many out of the window~

[TrielaRhyfel]

I shouldn't have watched this while high

[r.d.r]

$155k for a truck high franchise fees no real support no wonder there down to a crawl

[Reinnemann]

What I have is...
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...a curse!

[mahatmagandhiful]

That goddamn beep at 0:13 had me looking at the fire alarm...

[danielgehring]

But he comes with your choice of topping!

[fatfreddyscat]

But having an ice cream cone for a head means everyone would.. ooops never mind.