Tame the Beast® Groom Boldly™ Myth: Real men use a tree to groom (clean caveman tree version)

Oh no, no, NO! They use Extreme Yawp Total Hair, Beard & Body Wash by Tame the Beast®

Tame the Beast® Extreme Yawp Beard, Hair & Body Wash is men's body wash for the bold. It's a total-body, energizing cleanser and shampoo that revitalizes hair, beard and body while attracting mates. Leaves you feeling as exceptionally fresh, incredible and alive as a roaring beast. The liter size (33oz) is up to a 6-month supply depending on the size of the beast.