[F4M] Hyper Harpy Girl Wants to Nest With You

You're just minding your own business in the woods, when suddenly a bird monster drops out of the sky right in front of you. It picks you up in its talons and carries you away. Now you've awoken in an alcove at dusk with said bird monster just inches away from you and… attempting to court you like a bird?

Note: This is a type of harpy that has human arms in addition to wings. If she didn't, she wouldn't be able to provide accompaniment for her courting songs.

Script by ExcitedKitty27 on reddit (ASMR Script Haven)
Title card riff: '50s Progression (I-vi-IV-V) with roll strum, ukulele performance by Juniper Justice, inspired by Sam Cooke's "Wonderful World"
"Tough Luck" by ExcitedKitty27, ukulele arrangement and performance by Juniper Justice. (So I guess this is like my thing now??)

"The comedy here works on your confidence. Even if you think you're not that great a singer, I'm confident this bit will work as long as you sing enthusiastically" - Thank you, kind scriptwriter. That makes things easier.

[Funny] [Cute] [Unwilling listener to willing listener] [Accidental? Abduction] [Some Reverse Comfort]

[anomanderrake]

Wait is she offering me a house? In this economy a jest with 3 walls is already more than I can afford. I would accept this even if I wasn't into harpies

[chrisleyhe]

I like her. She's friendly but forceful. I hope they both find harpiness together. (🤣sorry, couldn't help it).

[SterlingCat]

Perla may not be the wisest cookie, but she is definitely made of sugar.

10/10, would give her lots of headpats and fresh earthworms as a snack.

[anomanderrake]

I love the sounds of things breaking while she shows her feathers. Pretty much what I expected from chracters during this month

[jounichi]

Awww she was cute. I almost want to take her home. After all, the nest has to be somewhere we can both get to and from easily.

[theducksauce]

The SFX of things knock over made me chuckle. Good story telling.

[jeebyheebies]

I hope this gets a sequel, I really like how unlike most ASMRs with a monster girl from a different culture misunderstanding us, this one actually realizes her mistake and makes amends for it! That almost never happens anywhere else for some reason.

[Fluffkitscripts]

“Ok, you might… not know this, but humans get really, really scared if you take them somewhere without asking them nicely first. Actually, that’s a good general rule- like, it’s not good to do anything to them or take them anywhere unless they’ve said you can do it…”

[Qwrt]

That turnaround at the end was so lovely and heartwarming, may she find happiness with us by her side 😍 we are the lucky ones

[heirophant]

Harpy girls are best girls especially when they're this adorable

[sephirothphoton]

Listener: My name is Bob.
Her such an exotic name.
Listener: it's a very common name.

[anomanderrake]

You nailed this one. I love how confused you made her sound. I can total belive she doens't understand what "kidnapping" means

[anomanderrake]

I just love the excited voice a the end. Its just so cute and happy

[glazcanon]

Bruh, the sound of shit getting knocked over by her unfurling wings is a detail that didn't need to be there, but here it is in this video, and I'm here for it 😁.

[ImpishFemboy]

I do believe the cultured thing to do right now is to make a PART 2 to this beautiful masterpiece! But that's just me.

[yancon]

Nice, ExcitedKitty27 has written some good scripts and I was pretty fond of this one. Love the tone you picked out for this one. It fits the character very well, I think. Glad to see your ukulele makes a return! ^__^

[justmestillme]

So what you're saying is, you chose me randomly out of sheer desperation?

works for me.

[nickthemilkmanlost]

"what're you doing out here?"

I live like down the road what the fuck

[kramer]

Pro tip to starting a relationship: Don't tell the one you're trying to court that everything wants to kill/eat them as you try to snatch them up.

[TheYounglingSlayer]

I may be going to school to repair boomsticks, but I promise I wouldn't hurt you! Hope that's not a deal breaker.

This was wonderfully sweet and I believe you did an amazing job!