Welp #food

[chickenball]

Bro is actually a walking talking menace to fast food and I’m here for it

[happydaddy]

This guy is the Edward Snowden of fast food, he knows too much and needs to be protected at all times

[haileyzilch]

The answer is always yes. They shouldn’t even ask. You’re the president for gosh sake

[crazyperception]

This man is too powerful. He said Worcestershire sauce completely unfazed and I’m in awe.

[coalcreekdefense]

"That just makes no sense." While slowly raising glasses. Absolutely perfect. 😌👌

[shojodraws]

I'm genuinely concerned for Jordan. We got to keep this man safe because he's a treasure

[dachless]

The fact you havent put any of these fast food secrets into a fast food secrets club playlist is criminal

[samur]

you know someone is powerful when they can say Worcestershire sauce with the most neutral emotion possible

[officernoob]

Jordan is such a nice person! I can’t believe someone would even think that he’d know or leak the recipes.

[Kohl]

“Jordan, do you have our recipes?”
“I am so offended that you asked, I am now going to reveal them to the entire earth.”

[skatethe]

this dude should make a Cookbook of just all the fast food restaurant recipes.

[creeperkinght]

He's creating the holy book of fast food recipies, and everyone absolutely knows they're coming for him. We must rise and protect this man

[venoxidegaming]

Whenever he releases a new video, every fast food CEO starts to sweat

[switchedaccountsmoveon]

he's a real one.
he even said worstershire sauce without stuttering

[lolslim]

The man even pronounced Worcestershire sauce without skipping a beat, undeniable proof he's the president of the fast food's secret club

[DenialLatte]

Never have I seen someone so effortlessly say Worcestershire sauce.

[soph_]

he’s the one person that would actually be able to figure out the krabby patty secret formula 😂😂😂

[prsdragav]

bruh is gonna jumped by some fast food goons, we gotta put him into a protection program

[ayvids]

You know it's getting real when the glasses go on.

[PedanticAntics]

*"Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn."*

— _Alfred_