Building the Most Dysfunctional NFL Team of All Time

Teams with more headlines than wins may not be the most viable long term or even short term, but in the social media age clicks=$$$ no matter the shelf life. So today, at the request of the commish himself, we're attempting to construct the biggest dumpster fire in NFL history. They may be hard to watch, but don't tell me you'd ever be able to look away from the screen.

[joker]

"Antonio Brown seems to be getting things back on track"

That aged like milk

[shantanukhandkar]

"Antonio Brown seems to have left his past behind and is drama free now"

Antonio Brown 4 months later: "Hold my gear"

[sweetreamer]

"OJ Simpson to slice through defences" it was easy, it was obvious, it was shallow and crass, and I laughed.

[dknadeau]

Man, watching this after Urban Myers and Antonio Browns meltdowns and Henry Ruggs fatal decision makes me realize how much can change in a few months.

[austinunderwood]

I refuse to let this be a “complete series” without a dysfunctional special teams

[nicksmith]

Shocked that you didn’t mention the reason Richie Incognito threatened the funeral home— he demanded that he be allowed to cut his dead father’s head off so he could “research what was inside” (from CBS News)

[hickettsisepic]

I’d have given Jamarcus Russel the job as backup QB, he’s a real hero in the film room and can help the guys get ready to play

[GILx]

A defense featuring Bill Romanowski, Vontaze Burfict, and Lawrence Taylor… My god. We may see murders on the offense and defense

[thomasjaworski]

Amazing how this has aged one year later. AB goes full heel and walks off the field mid game. Michael Oher suing the family that “adopted” him is just more drama!

[PitDweller]

Falcons fan here. Hearing Bobby Petrino called "a spineless little weasel-man" has put a smile on my face. Thanks

[macthepatriot]

the drama on the team would be glorious.

[EliMarszalek]

Add Ray Rice into the mix for an excellent one-two punch. It'll really elevate the offense.

[Tadicuslegion]

"Let's build the most dysfunctional NFL team of all team"
Detroit Lions/Houston Texans/Jacksonville Jaguars: How did he know?

[willsuitt]

Picking Oher was a visionary pick light years into the future.

[orionsghost]

The saddest moment for this team came when Johnny Foosball missed Terrel Owens wide open yet again, and Terrel mumbled "I'm gonna kill him." Taking Owen's literally and not wishing to be outdone, Aaron Hernandez took Manziel out behind the wood shed later that day.

[Logan-rbgz]

“A spineless little weasel man” that shit had me cacklin 🤣

[jjwh]

Aaron Rodgers as a backup to Johnny Football, that’d be fun to watch 🤣

[philipw.]

As assistant GM here are my roster suggestions:

Assistant OL Coach: Chris Foerster - Miami OL coach who videotaped himself doing cociane in the team facility.

Slot WR: Rae Carruth - 97 Panthers 1st round pick who paid a hitman to kill his pregnant gf.(He was Aaron Hernandez before Aaron Hernandez, possibly even worse).

Swing Tackle: Greg Robinson - Massive OL bust that is facing serious prison time for smuggling weed.

Ownership: 2000s Al Davis, the Al that kept the Raiders a laugh-stalk. He’d manage to keep the roster full of misfits and mischiefs every draft season.

Now let’s go out there and make NFL history and become the first 0-17 team! Great video!

[andybutane]

Antonio brown is still relevant. The way he throws his jersey is truly awe inspiring

[nw]

Your AB and Michael Oher picks have aged remarkably well.