Man vs bear 🐻 (extended)

[evillemike]

"... the bear has a promising future in water polo ..." Outstanding.

[deirenne]

"So why don't you focus on making yourself the kind of man a woman would chose over a bear" is a hell of a burn – and a great advice.

[SatanBakes]

Bear doesn’t even know english but they’re reading that vibe

[JS-L]

I started hiking alone to try to recover from severe emotional abuse from my father. Cutting contact to protect myself, my husband, and my son costed me pretty much my entire birth family because they took his side in the estrangement. I hiked to try to help my PTSD-level symptoms. At first, I was nervous about wildlife. Then I realized that animals were less of a threat to me than my own father was. Animals, unlike humans, mostly make sense

[RowleyFan]

He calls himself a "normal guy" after stalking her through the woods alone for the chance to see her encounter a bear and gleefully see her getting attacked, LMAO

[thebggestgoober]

Even the bear siding with the girl LMAOOO

[Dragongirl]

I didn’t have to cover my shoulders in class because of the off chance I “distract the bears from the lesson”.

[Cookiez]

At this rate id rather date a bearr then an some pick me boy

[dudebladeX]

I can't choose what line goes more harder. "Make yourself the man a woman would choose over a bear" or "Nobody would ask what she was wearing if she was attacked by a bear"

[lokee]

I choose the bear because if I got attacked by one people would actually believe me..

[TokoLuvsByakuya]

We still ain't changing our answer

[honestlyboringperson]

Honestly, as a man I would choose a bear over a stranger in the woods any day of the week.

[adinal]

"...women don't cover their drinks in case of a bear attack..." LOVE IT

[MsSimaholic]

I know she's trying to make a point but Stanzibear is just so freaking adorable!

[ObsessedWithKimDokja]

0:05 Not the guy calling them “females”.

[emilydivis]

You can tell it's a skit because the man lets the bear talk.

[CrimsonNemesis]

Girl just summarized the whole debate to its logical conclusion in under 2 minutes #teambear

[tdavenport]

Well, a bears never yelled I’m a fat ugly witch for not giving it my phone number…I’m gonna go with bear. 🤦🏾‍♀️

[sunshineslowking]

I think I said this the last time, but men don’t understand why we choose the bear, when they SALIVATE over the idea of us getting hurt

[J-Snsd]

I'm a guy, but I'd choose the bear as well. Honestly such a shame a certain portion of men online got pissed off for almost no reason, they really proved the points some people were making from this trend. Ladies, even tho i shouldn't be saying this (I'm a literal teenagr after all), I'm really sorry some of us guys are awful. Even if it's 'not all guys', every guy needs to look at this and learn something from it (specifically about behaviour toward women, even if you've been raised to not be an asshole)