Scientists discover zombie virus

[sjenkins]

For once I'd like to hear that scientists discovered and successfully eradicated a dangerous zombie virus. 😮‍💨

[captainshenanigans]

So that's how Resident Evil is gonna start.

[lisabarnes]

"We revived a zombie virus!"

Put it back. Right. Now. Or so help me, I'm burning the facility it was revived and stored in.😐

[mariapdr]

“Scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.”

[tnwhiskey]

Bro, as a Tennessean, you're like the clever friend we all had and looked at to say something smart in the craziest situations! Glad I found the channel!

[tonib.]

Scientists don't ever think about if they should, only about if they can.

[Daniel-Mahaffey]

My mother's advice: Look with your eyes, not with your hands. Also: I'LL give your something to cry about!

[Magickiller]

With all these zombies movies/shows and yet, we're doing this

[kyleecook]

"We revieved-"

"Is it necessary and is it safe?"

"Well..."

"Then kill it again."

[headlessptomist]

"Yeah, yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should."

- Dr. Ian Malcom, Jurassic Park, 1993

[dravendfr]

Every time I hear about anything like this, your response summarizes my perspective quite succinctly.

[ghostly]

Unfortunately for the rest of the human race, we keep fucking around. At some point, possibly soon, we’re going to find out.

[dylanw]

See, this that “fruit of the knowledge of good and evil” God told his lad not to bite into, and here we are thousands of years later still doing it

[BillMoney]

We’re literally living in a South Park episode

[leeluv]

Our elders told us, "Don't start none, won't be none".

[nukernathan]

It’s like NO ONE HAS SEEN MOVIES BEFORE. I don’t care if a trillion dollars in gold is under something infested with an ancient virus, I AINT TOUCHING IT.

[natoriousthehopeful]

Sometimes I fear that the human race is inherently suicidal, because it's as if we chase the things that will end our existence

[MisfitOutfit]

Good thing resident evil 4 remake just dropped, gotta get the practice in for the plagas we just unleashed.

[iamjimgroth]

"Hey look, a crystal skull. Let's shine a laser into the eyes" is the next thing I expect from this decade.

[LuvBella]

and just like that we found the secret level in Jumanji, Jumanji Zombie Apocalypse