Stan Twitter: Macdoesit: “…… No 😐”

[lovestumacher]

When I finally feel like starting my essay and realize each paragraph needs to have 8-9 sentences:

[LifeOfAStan]

me: "hey mom can we go to mcd-"
my mom:

[cupcakkesweave]

Ariana Grande when you ask her if she has any tears left to cry:

[toothfairy]

when you need to eat but demand avoidance kicks in fully after five minutes of staring at your cupboard and trying to get yourself to cook something so you decide to order instead/eat a bowl of cereal

[baronbestie]

Me, getting the courage to open up about my problems:

Me 1 second later:

[sorrowandblasphemy]

why did I get an unskippable ad before this video bruh

[ratfromthebeysment]

Beysment commenters when being asked if they'll ever stop:

[Trufflepuffle_]

Bruh why does Mac look like he sniffed weed but with his eyes 💀

[moa]

The fact that it cut off after 3/4 of him saying no

[kitkatmelon]

"I'm gonna do my homework"
* sees the homework *:

[KapkztAnimates]

he looks like if euphoria vomited on him but only on his eyes 💀

[sosansational]

me: i wanna buy that
my bank account:

[candyoblivion]

Me about to continue writting lore for my ocs

[Avaaaa]

Lyrics:

**Euphoria silence**





no

[bambi.boy]

Me when someone asks what the letters represent the chemical Nitric oxide:

[TrainspottingTrini]

Meghan Trainor when she sees someone who tries to ask what her name, her number and her sign is:

[jooniemoonie]

me: “I’ve been there for you and try my best to be a good friend to you and whenever I wanted to talk with you, you pushed away my emotions and ignore me like I don’t matter to you. Can you see how hurt I am from the way ur treating me and you emotionally and mentally abusing me, you acted like that didn’t happens and made me feel like a bad friend. Don’t you even feel any sympathy for the way you hurting me-“

my ex best friend:

[-belue-]

Channel name: SPOOP...

My dumba*ss: SNOOP 😂🤪

[Thestellarquarrion]

Me when I opened my mouth to yawn but it didn't work so now I feel like an idiot:

[kadenkayson]

When you try to yawn/sneeze
Your body: