Shower Thoughts 😭. @sideboys6

[sarecool]

The m&m mascots are just selling other m&ms corpses 🤯🤯🤯

[Gram_Fafda]

Parachute companies don’t have bad reviews if they don’t work 🤯🤯🤯
Whoa that’s a lot of likes thanks fellas

[vlatkabodis]

The Brain named itself, the last kid to leave the bus knows where everyone in his class lives

[candy_eater]

"A person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except thoughts"-Alan Watts

[davinlopez]

“The purpose of a lock is to turn a door into a wall” 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[dari]

"Only robbers who hope you get rich"

[ItzAHandle]

A bowl is the most useful when it's emoty🤯

[RanFrggerZ]

Humans are the only species that pay to live💀

[AstonJMusique]

Always remember:
Mafia Bosses kill their past customers
Cigarettes kill their present customers
Condoms kill their future customers
😅

[alaeouh]

Bro's letting his Intrusive thoughts win💀

[CHYX]

I haven’t heard this music in so long 😭

[iheartbagels-]

"Most people are made on beds, born on beds, and die on beds." 💀

[BCAnimations]

Taxes are a subscription to the government, childhood is just the free trial 🤯🤯🤯
edit: MOM IM FAMOUS!!

[footballyou]

We be spitting straight fax w this one🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

[gohraru]

the last one almost made me drop my ice cream

[justinp]

118 elements in real life ❌

1 element in Lego ✅

[Launidad.]

I got one look: when you drive past someone you might never see them again 🤯

[Ceejay_]

A person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except thoughts

-Wise man

[Eraldi_Edits]

Shower thought: "If time travel becomes possible, history classes might need to include a section on 'Temporal Etiquette.'"

[Call_of_booty-id]

Ice cubes float in a pool of their own blood 🤯🤯🤯