Millions of Baby spiders.

This mommy Spider calmly tends to hundreds of newly hatched young until they can care for themselves.

[Projta]

Spider mom: "Do you know HOW LONG it takes to put them back to sleep??"

[arregull]

Later that night, the spider pokes him back while he’s sleeping.

[mistersalmon]

Exams be like: Mary has two apples, John has three Bananas, and Joe has 4 Lemons. How many babies does this spider have?

[Itsurfroggurl]

My anxiety when the spider moved:

📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈

[maciejrejowski]

A proud mother spider trying to take care of her MANY babies:
Human: I poke
Mother spider: I swear to God...

[MissAyatan]

Now imagine them all asking "mom can we go to McDonald's?" at the same time

[Evilbillytheredlocker]

THE WOLF SPIDER: IF YOU DROP SOMETHING ON ME OR POKE ME WITH SOMETHING I WILL RELEASE MY BABIES
The baby wolf spider: yep it's right

[odiobr]

"Why did your house burned down?"
Me: you see there was this spider

[moldyer]

This is a wolf spider it's completely harmless. One of the only species that has the instincts to protect her babies, allowing them to stay on top of her it's pretty remarkable. Plus they have adorable faces hers is just hiding haha

[JarelJay]

Spider mom: *moves*

Everyone's reaction: this is an avengers level threat

[MILKYbars]

Ahh yes the “Giant Nope Spider” and it’s little “Nopelings”

[chrissutter]

Babies: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mother: Eventually you, if you stick around long enough...

[Jupiter_]

Spider dad: how many baby spiders?
Spider mom: 1 million

[Your_Evil_Femboy]

Spider: exists
Literally Everyone: So I started blasting...

[shersockholmes]

Me: don't do it
Brain: click it
Me: why tho
Brain: J U S T D O I T

[Princesscloudy]

Him: *cutely waking them up*
The mom: they have woken up😭💀

[dartfield]

the babies are like: "I don't care much about your stinky stick, I'm on my mom's back, she'll reap you if you push your luck!"

[tantmo]

Can we take a moment to appreciate the camera man risked his life to record this

[rainydayarts]

“...”
“...”
*spider moves*
“T o R c H t H a T d E m O n”

[KitsuneDominus]

Mom Spider: "Bro stop touching my babies"