Get an iPhone 14 or literally die.

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Apple's Far Out event showed us why if you don't have an iPhone 14 and an Apple Watch Ultra you will die.

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MUSIC CREDIT
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Intro: Laszlo - Supernova

Outro: Approaching Nirvana - Sugar High

CHAPTERS
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0:00 - Do you want to literally die?
0:41 - Cablemod!
0:55 - LTT Intro
1:03 - Dynamic Island
1:48 - Front facing camera
2:28 - Rear camera
3:32 - A16
4:52 - eSIM
6:00 - Satellite Emergency Messages
6:54 - Car crash detection
7:29 - Apple Watch Ultra
8:14 - Apple Watch Series 8
9:01 - AirPods Pro Gen 2
9:58 - Vessi!!
10:35 - Outro

[Yurgin]

I wanna see if the crash detection can register Linus droping the phone

[WilliamHaisch]

Apple just needs to license Clippy so it can pop up and say “It looks like you’re trying to not die from a car wreck. Would you like help with not dying?”

[Dragonmastersservant]

3:43 Love how Apple compares it to their own chip from 3 generations ago and not the A15 so that their little line graph seems more impressive

[OllAxe]

1:53 As the editors kindly noted, the iPhone 14 is far from the first phone to have a front facing camera with autofocus. In fact, I was so surprised to hear that the front camera on iPhones before 14 DIDN'T have autofocus that, during the announcement event, I tried it on my now 5 year old Samsung Galaxy Note 8 and found that even its front facing camera has autofocus!

[Neoxon]

As tempting as the 14 Pro is, I’m still going to hold out until the iPhone 15 since that’s apparently the year Apple will finally switch to USB-C (albeit forced by the EU, but still).

[pandarider]

4:51 Apple did say that they can store up to 8 eSims in the iphones, only having 2 active ones at a time. Meaning to say that if u were to travel to another country u dont have to delete your current 2 eSims u used back in your home country.

[richardhobson]

Adaptive Transparency on the Airpods is so you don't hear the car honk before it runs you down, because you stepped into the street while checking your stride length on the Ultra.

[Matt-rwpy]

I like that Apple cares about my financial well-being and doesn’t make me want to buy their new phone. Truly inspirational and socially responsible company!

[LaidBackDeveloper]

The fact that apple is comparing the a16 with the a13 is telling that it's a VERY minimal upgrade over a15...

[JisMortal]

This years iPhone Pro just seems like a good setup for next years iPhone. since its rumored to have usb type c. They're somehow going to "revolutionize" the iPhone so much that they "needed" to go to type C.

[Dreancatger]

The biggest change to the AirPods for me is that they FINALLY come with volume control

[RafaelSilva-nnzm]

I like how they give a slight slap on Apple’s cheeks every 60 seconds, and it still looks like they’re praising the products

[JarrodsTech]

Man I hope my phone gets the notch 2.0 DLC

[BartokandBadIdeas]

eSIM does not spark joy, feels like it should be an option rather than taking away the physical sim tray

[tihruytssgjjvsavcxtbvhj]

REMOVING SIM TRAYS IS 100% DEAL BREAKER. When traveling internationally it is often required to buy a cheap local SIM to get cell service! I also swap back and forth between my nice phone and a burner phone when traveling to reduce theft risk! This alone is a total 100% deal breaker for me. I travel internationally every year, and it's already very difficult to get a sim in a foreign country in a foreign language -- imagine trying to buy and troubleshoot an e-sim in a foreign language!

Also, I regularly swap between my main iphone 13 pro and an old iphone 7 with no apps to "technology detox".

[darthcabs]

I remember the days of CDMA and the limitation of not allowing to change carriers easily, and the huge advantage that SIM cards brought to the game, and how it meant more freedom to the user. Now technology is apparently in the business of limiting user's choices again, for no reason at all

[RealLifeTech]

1:55 Correction to your correction: Samsung implemented front camera auto focus since the *Galaxy S8* in 2017

[Ignotus.]

The combination of 1 esim and 1 nano like the earlier models had was so much better than 2 esims.
Not all providers can have esims currently, and traveling quite a lot having esim for my primary and physical for whatever I'm using abroad was very useful

[samtherat]

No physical sim could be a way for carriers to lock a phone to you if you’re on a payment plan, instead of to the network, like you can currently do. This heavily impacts the resale market.

[XenonX]

Linus: Do you want to literally DIE?
Me, with a 3 year old S20 FE: YES.