The 10 Worst Rulers in Crusader Kings 2

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[Koifish]

The worst ruler in CK2 is me when I accidentally click surrender instead of enforce demands >:D

[realhawaiio]

"Nobody conquers the Tamil Kings"
Amazing Bill Wurtz reference.

[Noire]

"I thought this was a video of ISP" comments are coming

[jordanmacqueen]

Now you have to play a campaign as that ancient woman

[TastyBaldEagle]

Iceland is actually extremely strong. You're immune to the black death, meaning if you set it to frequent you have very easy conquest. Also, merchant republic = OP

[kingdomofsneeden]

Once formed the HRE starting as the count of western Iceland in 769. Im a sucker for pain

[EarnestWilliamsGeofferic]

It's genuinely amazing and impressive just how many words you fail to correctly pronounce.

[moosegoose]

Weirdest pronunciation of archipelago I have ever heard.
Still though, great video as always.

[TheRrandomm]

"No one conquers the Tamil kings" Ah, I see you are a man of culture aswell

[panzerofthelake]

As ISP sinks deeper into Depression and gets closer to ending it all, we have a new maplad connoisseur in the form of AlzaboHD. Although you need a cooler nickname for your second channel/ Adversary. ALHD sounds nice.

[fernandopaiva]

This thunbnail reminds me of the Ancap flag

[charlespennyworth]

Who else ships Mu’unis & Adelgundis?

[historytales]

King Eadmund of east Anglia was a real dude and pretty metal. The story goes that he didn’t want to convert so the Vikings tied him to a tree and made him into a pin cushion with arrows. They knew that Christians believed in very specific burial rights and if the whole body wasn’t present to be buried, the person couldn’t go to heaven. So, they cut of eadmunds head and hid it in the woods. Eadmund was pretty chill about the whole ordeal, and played a Viking age game of Marco Polo with the east Anglians, guiding them to his head with his disembodied voice. When they found his head, it was being guarded by a fox, so animals wouldn’t eat it. They buried him and now he’s a catholic saint.

[iamjetflight]

You could also try to get insanely lucky with the Babushka by having the following unlikely events happen:

1) Have the Immortality quest chain fire.
2) Survive long enough for the entire quest chain to play out.
3) Turn out to have had a real immortal, not a charlatan, as your mentor.
4) Succeed in the correct mentor's correct test by picking the correct answer... and then getting quite lucky.

Yeah. It certainly ain't moving her any higher in this list.

[emmy]

This is like the only Paradox youtuber that doesnt rely on shitty memes or clickbait. i love this channel

[metroidman]

Its been a while since Ive laughed this hard.
Something about these lords in their...enviable positions.
Its the definition of a Greek Comedy.

[ryanhodges]

I would like a CK2 guide on murchant republics in the 762 start date. I’ve been having some trouble and it would be nice to know a general strategy

[bobettethedestroyerthebuil]

Iceland is actually pretty easy honestly, mainly because you can raid

[dayamidelrisco]

I’ve actually played the Sawdan Emirate and managed to work my way up to Sultan of Italy.

[Madafaka]

man, your commentary is hilarious... keep up the good work