Cyberpunk 2077 Logic Is Hilarious

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[Raynedog]

It's a good thing the main quest will wait for all of eternity.

[SioxGreyWolf]

V has a fuckin bucket list and he WILL get it done.

[Issa.nicholas]

“Anyways vik imma go chase this hot nomad around in the dessert and if that doesn’t work out I’ll just go scuba diving with this cute goth girl.”

[hulmhochberg]

It's so dope that Witcher three literally had a segment in its main story that said: "so we need to prepare, go out and make as many friends, money and resources as you can. Then we gonna do this".

[Wolltazar]

V really does anything but solving that little problem of having that one parasite in his head slowly turning him into a mind fla- I mean slowly replacing his memories and personality to become a terrorist from 50 years ago 😅

[KahavaveCAPIPI]

To be fair, V is like 50% flailing around trying to find something to help and 50% flailing around trying to get better at being a mercenary so they have something to offer should they find someone who can help.

[jontyfenton]

Legend has it hanako is still waiting for V at embers to this day

[chrisahearn]

V: has months to live before transforming into Keanu Reeves

Also V: stands for 3 months of in-game time to hatch an iguana egg

[TerribleWarden]

"Johnny, you don't understand. I absolutely NEED to go to River's cookout that he invited me to because he's clearly interested in me even though i share none of that interest.
Yes, im sure that i have enough time. It's only been 4 weeks since Vik told me i have 3 weeks left."

[mastermattvd]

To be fair V really wants to be legend of night city and every legend needs accomplishments and street cred

[Viperan]

Bro... it's so true. Main Stories always feel off with side quests. But dang are Open World RPGs amazing. Keep it up James, you rock man

[cowboybeep]

Lore Accurate V: ITS CALLED A BUCKET LIST, VIK, YKNOW, THE SHIT YOU WANNA DO BEFORE KICKING SAID BUCKET???

[themysteriousknight]

V will wait until he's just about to die to call everyone he cares about. The game was never about saving v its about the friends you made along the way.

[thecollector]

lol, I agree but thinking about the alternative of the main quest being timed also scares me.

[sethmorgan]

Its half bucket list, half making themself a legendary character in night city. So at least it makes sense in an emotional logic sense

[jamesthetang]

Me in every open world game tho I swear 😂

[deletemii]

Just cause youre dying doesnt mean you cant live a little

[enshrowd]

i like stepping outside of Vik’s clinic and standing in front of Tom’s Diner and waiting 5 weeks in game time (which i believe is the max amount of time V has left?) and seeing Takemura still just sitting there with some coffee waiting for me

[Denamic]

Blaze of Glory. The ultimate goal of any true Edgerunner.

[dudemcduder]

Hey, V’s main goal is to go down as a legend, nothing says legend like doing hundreds of requests in like, a few months