Hashtags: #WorstFirstDate

Jimmy reads his favorite tweets with the hashtag #WorstFirstDate.

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Hashtags: #WorstFirstDate

[mattstark]

"Thanks, I use both nostrils."

I would've laughed so hard and proposed to her right then and there

[waritk]

Nicole Kidman should tweet her worst first date with Jimmy :)

[Bayougirl]

The one with the ticket/cop sounds like it should be a romantic comedy... #MeetCute

[loulie]

Can you imagine the bill at that sushi place 😳

[kateelizabeth]

Last summer, I went on a hike with a guy for our first date. Hiking is not a strong point for me and I ended up breaking my leg. I left our date in an ambulance. #WorstFirstDate

[daniellew]

My worst first date: went on a blind date where a guy pretended to have a British accent. I called him out after the second time he slipped up and spoke to me in his American accent 🤦‍♀️

[jesusjazzyogaspicytuna]

13 rolls of sushi? Sounds like a great date to me. 🤘🏼

[Crystal]

My worst date story: went out with a guy, it was going wonderful until another girl showed up, teary eyes and angry, demanding to know who I was. I was mortified as I realized it was probably his girlfriend and he was cheating on her making me out to be the “other girl”

[Originella]

My #WorstFirstDate was this guy who had been a Marine and he talked about all his guns and about how he could kill people who had crossed him over the years completely undetected. He then asked me to go over to his place and play video games. I don't play video games. I did not go, and I never called him again.

[ratnadeepdeb]

I would have made a first date joke but I never had one.

[kathiik]

My worst first date: He kept telling me about all the kinky stuff his ex gf was into. I knew her...

[trippysiren]

Oh, the traffic ticket one is just terrible.

[mirzapour]

Did we just witness jimmys real laugh after the puppy trumpet joke?

[Psalms-]

First date we went to an IMAX movie. Halfway though during a very loud action scene he decided to rip one. Yeap the scene ended to complete silence. However he wasn’t done farting. The guy in front of us grabbed his popcorn and left. I laughed the rest of the date. That was 13 years ago happily married first child on the way and I haven’t let that moment die 😆

[maddymclaugh]

Okay the puppy trumpet one is just traumatizing what the??!

[shohinamizrobova]

The one with the cop and the speeding ticket is basically a meet cute in real life.

[feltavirginia]

Saw the link on instagram, thought to myself "now this will be good" and grabbed a glass of wine...ended up choking on my wine at "puppy trumpet"

[ave_r_ie]

#firstworstdate he came out as gay to me during the date

[falsefuzion]

This video makes me feel better about my terrible love life 😂😂😂

[jannetteramirez]

On my first date with my boyfriend, I was choking on a piece of steak but I didn't want to embarrass myself so as he kept talking I just nodded and kept trying to swallow the piece. 😂😂😂 i was gonna die trying not to embarrass myself!! We're still together 5 years later