Everything Wrong With Wonder Woman 1984 in 20 Minutes or Less

Wonder Woman 1984. Or, if you prefer, WW84. It was certainly a movie. A movie that happened. Many of you saw it. Let's just say it isn't exactly great. And it's got sins like you wouldn't believe.

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[ExemplarKyle]

The most absurd part of this movie is that the climax relies on EVERY wish being renounced. Like, what about orphans who wished their parents were alive? Or people in hospitals wishing their cancer was gone or kids wishing that they had superpowers? Like they're going to renounce THOSE wishes? Hell no!

[Anderson-ftc]

*Diana* : _Don't be selfish. Renounce your wish._

*The starving orphan kid who just wish for his parents back and some food* °_°

[SamWood]

Barbara: "I am finally strong, sexy and special just like Diana!"
Maxwell: "But I can give you more. What else do you wish for?"
Barbara: "I want to be... a cat."

[JackUpham]

It is insane that Steve went from flying a WW1 fighter plane to a freaking fighter jet. My dad is a commercial pilot and he needs like 500 hours of training just to go from a CRJ-200 to a CRJ-300

[mcdonalds]

Seeing that Bruce Wayne's parents were killed in 1981 and this movie takes place in 1984, there is a legitimate chance that Bruce Wayne wished to revive his parents and Diana told him to renounce his wish, and they just kinda never bothered to talk about it when they first met.

[magnusdarkslayer]

My personal favorite is how the writers were so inept they literally had Wonder Woman look straight at the camera and deadass *announce* the moral of the story directly to the audience.

[anentirecroft]

You missed the sin where Diana wasn’t allowed to train like a warrior until she was a teenager, but here she is competing against other Amazon’s

[asmodiusjones]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. This movie features a WWI soldier who gave his life fighting “the war to end all wars” in 1918 who comes back in 1984. The whole movie should have been him reading a history book and weeping.

[SoldierSpiderx]

"Renounce your wishes."

Kids with recently cured cancer/resurrected parents: lmao no

[Mediados]

I dont know why but Pedro Pascals delivery of the line "Life is good, but it can be better." is just hilarious.

[exZell]

" But Steve, you don't have a passport!"
No, but the GUY HE'S POSSESSING has a passport!
Seriously, it annoyed me how much they glossed over that they just bodysnatched this dude and fucked up his life...

[Cephalo_People]

me: "a female character being in love is NOT an automatic sign of weakness!! You can have a love life and be a strong woman!"
WW84: "are you sure about that?"

[PolillaBenG]

"This also presumes EVERYONE would be wishing for something selfish" THANK you, people look at me like I'm crazy when I bring this plot hole up.

[abbywolffe]

Also why isn't Steve freaking the hell out about the fireworks? The last thing he remembers is dying of an explosion in a plane, so you'd think flying directly into explosions... in a plane... might not be a fun time for him

[margarethmichelina]

Somewhere out there,

Young Bruce Wayne wished to have his parents back.

[Durwood]

The most unbelievable thing is that guys aren't constantly hitting on Barbara. Sure, she's clumsy and has low self-esteem, but what guy would be turned off by that when she's absolutely gorgeous?

[jsarine]

This movie was 2020 in a nutshell: looked good leading up to it, but once you got into it, it was terribly disappointing and you wished you had skipped it.

[trinaq]

Handsome Man was the most sympathetic character, hands down! They even had him be nice to Diana at the end, without realising that she sexually assaulted him while her dead boyfriend possessed him.

[joebobyjoe]

This movie needed about a more sins for the "renounce your wish" ending

[blackjaguar]

I'm surprised you didn't sin the part where Diana and Steve left that taxi driver stranded in the middle of a desert after buying his car. That taxi driver would likely die from extreme heat exhaustion, starvation, or dehydration thanks to them.