Ranking ALL 96 Tracks In Mario Kart 8 Deluxe!

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe has 96 tracks... that's INSANE, so to end off the year let's rank them all!

0:00 Intro
1:38 Ranking
44:31 More Ranking

🎬 Video By:
Writer: Thomas
Voiceover: Thomas
Editor: Thomas

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[fishermelton]

Saying your basing this list off of fun then putting Baby Park at 93 is actually criminal

[EventHorizon_]

It’s honestly so nice to see someone rank every track in this game based almost solely on how fun the tracks are. I see way too many people put sunset wilds for example as last simply because the sun doesn’t set. I definitely disagree with some of your takes but overall this is a W tier list

[Grass]

39:53 That’s probably the most out of pocket thing I think I’ve heard from this channel and I’m all here for it!

[toonnex]

Putting Mario Circuit 3, above 70 other tracks is a war crime.

[jourdonpatron]

A lot people think the next Mario Kart needs 96 tracks or more but almost half of these tracks aren't that amazing. It's all about quality for me.

[michaelnorton]

11:38 Waluigi Pinball at 67 made me spit out my eggnog. Respectfully, an egregious take.

[babyedjr]

i will never understand how people like tokyo blur over new york minute, you can at least tell they tried slightly on new york, tokyo is literally just road with nothing interesting in the background

[Finnegan-pu]

putting Singapore speedway at 79 is criminal. In my opinion it is easily the best tour map, and I think that this is a top ten level

[SomeWaffle]

8:44 Ok, this just hating. Yeah, the gaint bowser has been done before, but the other times he just shoots fireballs, here he PUNCHES THE ROAD, that is so cool and MORE original than just fireball go brr

[INTScar]

putting sweet sweet canyon above walawigi stadium is criminal

[Bssguy]

36:37 not a track but the winning results in mk super circuit are in 5/4. there's a mario kart fandom article about "Mario Kart Music Not in 4/4 Time" for other irregularities like 3/4 or 6/8, 12/8, and 11/8

[bl_ss]

here are my key takeaways from this video:

shortcuts are EVERYTHING
zoomies are only fun when you can easily pass people
choco mountain is actually poop mountain and not choco mountain
the music themes don't matter very much
flat mario circuit flat rainbow road >>>> flat bowser castle
waluigi pinball is worse than dry dry desert
item chaos as the focus of the track (baby park) is not fun, but bagging (cheese land) is
n64 rainbow road remade was doomed to fail because it is boring and too fast as it is now but would have been way too long in its original form
waluigi pinball is worse than mario kart stadium
the city tracks aren't fictional, coherent, or fun enough
toad turnpike is bad
daisy cruiser is lackluster
waluigi pinball is worse than gba mario circuit
ninja hideaway is held back by its diversity
the stadium courses are not poop coded like choco mountain is
waluigi pinball is worse than mario circuit 3
mushrooms are the best thing to ever exist in mario kart

I don't like any of these takeaways
my disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined

the only really good ones I could recall here:

yoshi's island is ranked very high
the criticisms of koopa cape are entirely warranted

[I-IFM]

you know it's gonna be rough when TOAD'S TURNPIKE IS AT THE BOTTOM 😭

[JinnaGamingg]

Wow! 🎮 This ranking is super detailed and fun to read. I love how the creator focused on enjoyment rather than nostalgia.

[bboyfyzz]

What a surprising list. Like the 4 Mario Circuit above Waluigi Pinball, Cloudtop Cruise, or N64 Rainbow Road, for real?

That's kinda insane haha it feels like an algorithm randomly ranked the courses.

At least it's a very original perspective!

[PeachyFanboy]

Moonview Highway was always one of my alltime favorites in Mario kart history, and I still love it in 8DX, the music slaps and visually it got a nice glowup

[samgaglani]

What insane person would put dry dry desert over baby park?!

[MaxMullett]

Mario Circuit 3 and Dolphin Shoals are above-Ninja Hideaway, Music Park, Rainbow Road DS, Waluigi Pinball, Cloudtop Cruise, Kalamari Dessert, Animal Crossing, Rainbow Road N64, Peach Gardens, Excitebike, Athens Dash and Electrodrome...wow.

[ratzytatzy]

Mario circuit 3 over 3DS Rainbow road is insanity.

[extraneoustitled]

I feel like I'm the only person who likes Bone Dry Dunes :(