Weekend Update: Velma Comes Out as a Lesbian, Artist Sells Urine for $500 - SNL

Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like Hefty coming out with pumpkin spice-scented trash bags.

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[akumamakima]

That coffee joke was brutal. I laughed but I also died inside.

[owenmeier]

The fact that Michael cut off his own smile so fast makes me think that first joke may have been a lost bet. 😂

[laalaastl]

Love a Michael Che joke that _dares_ Colln to laugh. WHAT? 🤣

[fetlock]

That pumpkin spice trash bag joke made me scare my cats, I burst out laughing so loud.

[hapsate]

OMG that pumpkin spice scented trash bags joke really hit the spot!

[wrestlingcafeofficial]

For those wondering about the $500 urine joke, it was said live. However they edited this video because during the live broadcast Che started laughing while giving the "coffee for cops" joke so they used the dress rehearsal one because of a better reaction and delivery most likely. The Urine joke was edited off this video for some reason, maybe because you would have noticed too much the cut I think.

[ivyinabottle]

The coffee joke sent me XD weekend update is consistently the best part of the show!

[Bob-fjlr]

the Velma “finally” joke fucking killed me lol

[cranjismcbasketball]

These two are some of the funniest news reporters ever! Their sketches are one of the reasons I love to watch SNL!

[BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter]

“Something tells me that cops like their coffee black with a couple of shots in it”.

TOO SOON!🤣

[Samination]

I'm gonna start calling people Pumpkin Spice scented trash bags from now on.

[bea]

As both a bisexual w a rescue pitbull and a white lady who loves pumpkin spice, they got my damn number!! 🤣🤣

[KR-tekw]

The skyscraper one😅 “appear to be covered in dead birds” 😭

[jimbob]

I came here for canned urine! I was promised an artist’s canned urine! The headline said there would be urine.

[Randy-ryss]

Colin should have read the coffee joke on joke swap day.

[sydguitar]

That "finally " had me dying 😂

[nickmacarius]

To be fair, I think all of us knew that Velma was a lesbian when watching Scooby Doo. She obviously wasn't the girl shacking up with Fred. Fred was always saying "Let's split up, gang! Daphne & I are going upstairs to sniff out some clues!"

[mitchmiecielica]

The Scooby-Doo as rescue pitbull joke is underrated. It's their best joke in ages.

[luluharshie]

Why is the thumbnail a joke that wasn’t said 💀💀

[atticusv]

That rescue pitbull joke was *chef's kiss*