My name is Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas

[joshual.]

Starbucks employee: I’m sorry, what was that?

[noonecares]

Now I understand why bank forms have so much space for signature.

[Iwor]

That man makes Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz proud!

[ewanedwards]

I love how for the briefest moment you can see Uvuvewevwevwe give this look when he gets asked his name, as if going "I'm about to break this man's mind with my name alone"

[karlhungus]

Now let’s all sing happy birthday to him

[Weirdinternetgirl]

I wonder how long it took him to memorize his own name

[pranavsathi]

The fact that the guy who uploaded the video managed to accurately transcribe what Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas said is what made my day

[arturobandini]

I'd like to see his signature on his bank card.

[matescomp]

he has to take a breath for every time he says his name

[snaffledpigeon]

The "Padon? Com agen." gets me every time.

[lisaeverage]

Jokes aside, it's simply amazing that he could say in 3 seconds what I couldn't say in probably 3 years.

[dhruvsenju]

This man take "i will make my own name in the whole world" to a different level.

[idiotphobia]

That ‘Osas’ is most probably the most pleasing part of a meme I have ever heard

[Raihan_Badat]

I love how he ask “my name?” to confirm cause he knows what’s coming

[javier]

Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke: looks like i have found my match

[hfcsuii]

His mom: Should we call him... hmmm
His dad: **sips water** uvuvwewe onyetenyevwe ugem ugem osas
His mom: ok
His dad: I WAS DRINKING WHILE TALKING DONT NAME HIM uvuvwewe onyetenyevwe ugem ugem osas
His mom: welcome to the family uvuvwewe onyetenyevwe ugem ugem osas

[wushiba]

Me: "Can I just call you Osas?"
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas: "No."

[justicedemocrat]

Mom: So have you you decided on names yet?
Dad: If it's a girl lets call her Emily and if it's a boy lets call him Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas

[born]

That lil look he did to the side 😂 Even he knew it was long

[frequencyspectra]

Having such a name probably increases memory power