can i put my balls in yo jaws

when the chips ahoy commercial is sus

[okenough]

Ok what tf is up with this comment section. Every essay has more effort and talent put into it than my 10 years + worth of homework from school.

[BeanTownStevo]

Every Language Arts teacher would be happy right now

[breadbutcooler]

why’s everyone writing essays about the comedic value of this short clip?

[ipettynote]

Soooo y’all getting A’s on your school essays now or what? 💀

[littleDweebFriends]

0:00 Introduction
0:02 Main Character is Introduced
0:03 Main Character Backstory
0:04 Introduction of Side Characters

[AlexanderTheGreat]

Mfs put more effort into there yt comments than their school writing assignments💀

[xmonkeywarriorx]

As we can see, King Bach has presented a rather large spoon to his friend. The humor in this video stems from the fact that King Bach would like to eat ice cream but his friend retorts at him, saying he can only have a spoon full, nothing more. Bach then suddenly changes his expression and body language and reveals that he is indeed in possession of a spoon. And not just any spoon, it is a massive stainless steel spoon. This is funny because you would never expect someone to just be casually in possession of a massive spoon to eat ice cream with. It is completely unorthodox and uncalled for. This is why the video is so humorous and was put on the 2012 Epic Vine compilation playlist on Youtube.

[FullMetalOptimusPrime]

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding

[yourlocalrussiankid]

The Kliment Voroshilov (KV) tanks are a series of Soviet heavy tanks named after the Soviet defence commissar and politician Kliment Voroshilov who operated with the Red Army during World War II. The KV tanks were known for their heavy armour protection during the early stages of the war, especially during the first year of the German invasion of the Soviet Union. In certain situations, even a single KV-1 or KV-2 supported by infantry could halt German formations. The German Wehrmacht at that time rarely deployed its tanks against KVs, as their own armament was too poor to deal with the "Russischer Koloss" – "Russian Colossus".[7]

The KV tanks were practically immune to the 3.7 cm KwK 36 and howitzer-like, short-barreled 7.5 cm KwK 37 guns mounted, respectively, on the early Panzer III and Panzer IV tanks fielded by the invading German forces. Until the Germans developed more effective guns, the KV-1 was invulnerable to almost any German weapon except the 8.8 cm Flak gun.[8]

Prior to the start of Operation Barbarossa in June 1941, about 500 of the over 22, 000 tanks then in Soviet service were of the KV-1 type. As the war progressed, it became evident that there was little sense in producing the expensive KV tanks, as the T-34 medium tank performed better (or at least equally well) in all practical respects. In fact the only advantage the KV had over the T-34/76 was its larger and roomier three-man turret.[9] Later in the war, the KV series became a base for the development of the IS (Iosif Stalin) series of tanks and self-propelled guns.

[alexas.]

I'm not even gonna try to read these essays written comments, but I'll keep liking them 😂

[RamyTheGreat]

"In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories... Dun Dun."

[f-raptorlandingzone]

"Can I put my bawls in yo jaws?" Sung the cookie passionately. For how innocent he looked he was aware of what has been said, and was not the type to go back on a statement so bold. Before the woman could even speak up to respond, a titanic portly paw adorned in fine black fur cascaded through the heavens; it's owner remaining unseen by the terrified populace. The cookie's sight went pitch black as it found itself enveloped in the paws grip, it's breathing labored by the claustrophobic conditions within the massive palms of the giant. Up the paw went with it's victim in it's clutches, quickly reaching the large head of what turned out to be an anthropomorphic panda of epic proportions. The cookie could only summon a hushed gasp as it's presumed tomb opened into the fanged maw of the anomalous manlike animal, it's tongue throwing it aside into the array of mighty stalagmite-like teeth. The jaws of the great beast slammed shut, crumbling the cookies body away like sand during a desert storm. Before it could even repent, it's screams of death were hushed by the monster cleaving apart what was left to satisfy it's rapacious appetite for the precious savory flavors it contained. The mountainous panda gulped down the shattered remains of the sentient snack treat, not even aware of the life he had just taken in it's pursuit of enjoyment.

[imjustspeakingfacts]

These words are the words I shall never forget infact it was so majestic I almost cried and I also loved 0:06 like I literally almost cried of how majestic this scene was it was very well animated and had the best actors to exist, but sadly the poor cookie did not last long and was sadly consumed by the dragon warrior but his legacy shall never be forgotten as he is one of the top most famous cookies I have ever seen or have ever witnessed, I am honestly very happy that I could see this beautiful masterpiece in action and I do feel bad for the future generations who won’t be able to see this cookies legacy but at the end of the day we all have been gifted by the YouTube recommendations and have witnessed history thank you for making a master piece which will entertain future generations to come, I generally feel gifted that I have witnessed this absolute masterpiece it just breaks all the requirements for a good video and is honestly very impressive what we humans can create and this video inspired other animators to make wonderful things aswell I am generally happy that I got to see this majestic say “can I put my balls in your it was so well animated I can’t get over it, but sadly all good things have to come to an end and the dragon warrior sadly picked up this absolute legend and ate him as and left no traces as if he never existed, I am forever gonna be happy that I could see this masterpiece and generally feel bad for the future generations who may never know how talented we are, but alas we all had a good time watching this video.
-IMJUSTSPEAKINGFACTD4209

[sloth_mode]

- "Uhh, Hello? Hello? Uh, well, if you're hearing this and you made it to day two, uh, congrats! I-I won't talk quite as long this time since Freddy and his friends tend to become more active as the week progresses. Uhh, it might be a good idea to peek at those cameras while I talk just to make sure everyone's in their proper place. You know...
Uh... Interestingly enough, Freddy himself doesn't come off stage very often. I heard he becomes a lot more active in the dark though, so, hey, I guess that's one more reason not to run out of power, right? I-I also want to emphasize the importance of using your door lights. There are blind spots in your camera views, and those blind spots happen to be right outside of your doors. So if-if you can’t find something, or someone, on your cameras, be sure to check the door lights. Uh, you might only have a few seconds to react... Uh, not that you would be in any danger, of course. I'm not implying that. Also, check on the curtain in Pirate Cove from time to time. The character in there seems unique in that he becomes more active if the cameras remain off for long periods of time. I guess he doesn't like being watched. I don't know. Anyway, I'm sure you have everything under control! Uh, talk to you soon."

[KeystoneRecce]

Five Nights at Freddy's is an American media franchise created by Scott Cawthon, which began with the eponymous 2014 video game and has since gained worldwide popularity.
The main video game series consists of nine survival horror games taking place in locations somehow connected to family pizza restaurant Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza. In most games, the player takes on the role of a night-time employee, who must utilise tools such as security cameras, lights, doors, and vents to defend themselves against hostile animatronic characters that inhabit the locations. The series’ canon is revealed through voice recordings, minigames, and easter eggs featured throughout the games.
The franchise also includes spin-off games and other media, including a novel trilogy and an anthology series, comprising an all-encompassing fictional universe. A film adaptation is also planned. Merchandise for the games has been produced, and a horror attraction based on the series was featured in the Adventuredome for Halloween 2016. The series also appeared in the Guinness Book of Records: Gamer's Edition, setting a record for the largest number of sequels released in a year.

[lokalpatatas]

In this humorous display, it depicts a man opening a package of mints and the instant reaction of his piers around him whom are eager to partake in the consumption of the mint flavored treats. This idea is nonetheless reinforced by having a dog, which by the way would normally be unable to fathom the concept of an acquaintance sharing his mints, and to add on the typical dog would have no clue as to what a mint is, to also attempt to indulge in the consumption of the Icebreakers Coolmint candy. This is hilariously outlined by one of the acquaintances reaction as to add to the conversation "What the dog doing here?" in the typical African American vernacular manner as to emphasize comedic value. This is, in my opinion, a very hilarious clip, and it is my belief that due to its spectacular display on a very relate-able subject with a humorous twist in the form of a "Vine", that it was added to the Hilarious Vines in the Hood Compilation of 2014 (Try not to Laugh).

[MatthewLarson]

“Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?”
“No”
“I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell. It’s a Sith Legend. Darth Plagueis was a dark lord of the Sith, so powerful, and so wise, that he could use the force to influence the midichlorians to create life…

“He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he loved from dying.”
“He could actually save people from death?”
“The Dark Side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.”
“What happened to him?”
“He became so powerful…the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.”
“Is it possible to learn this power?”
“Not from a Jedi”

[NswerOclock]

This video is one of the best I've seen so far. so inspirational when I first saw this I felt like my life's been changed, like life is different now. I cannot even explain how motivational, inspirational and life changing this video is really the true masterpiece of YouTube... this deserves to be the most liked and viewed video on this platform
my love for this is incredible

[blackgame]

"when the imposter is sus"

In November 2020, LavaMeteor posted this cursed FaceApp edit of Evil Jerma on the Jerma subreddit. Eventually, One Guy gave it the caption "When the impostor is sus! 😳" and made Jerma open it on stream (Bugsnax 11-14-2020), exposing it to his thousands of adoring fans. The caption is a reference to the hit multiplayer game Among Us, referring to a moment where the player who is the Imposter is acting suspicious. For some reason, the image spread like wildfire and soon became popular for a couple of weeks, which is the usual lifespan of memes post-2010. At one point, the r/AmongUs subreddit got so overwhelmed by users spamming JermaSus that the mods banned the image and even shut down the subreddit for a while.

Jerma stated during the F.E.A.R. 2 stream that he had wished for Evil Jerma to be outstripped in popularity, stating that it was the one photo of his face that he hated more than any other. He then went onto remark how the Monkey's Paw must have curled, spawning the infinitely worse but also infinitely more popular image of JermaSus.

The meme has mutated well beyond the popularity of Jerma's circle of influence, being used as an ironic shitpost to mock Among Us, with the exaggerated grimace parodying the perceived synthetic nature of the game and its community.

[hamster]

York had been founded as the Roman legionary fortress of Eboracum and revived as the Anglo-Saxon trading port of Eoforwic. It was first captured in November 866 by Ivar the Boneless, leading a large army of Danish Vikings, called the "Great Heathen Army" by Anglo-Saxon chroniclers, which had landed in East Anglia and made their way north, aided by a supply of horses with which King Edmund of East Anglia bought them off and by civil in-fighting between royal candidates in the Anglian Kingdom of Northumbria between the leaders of its two sub-kingdoms; Bernicia and Deira. Declaring a truce, the rivals for the throne of Northumbria joined forces but failed to retake the city in March 867, and with their deaths Deira came under Danish control as the Kingdom of Northumbria and the Northumbrian royal court fled north to Bernicia.