Having 250+ defense in a settlement be like #fallout #shorts

[Flamedzealot]

As a ghoul living in the Glowing sea i can personally Testify that i saw Randy running a supply chain through here

[magpiewillow]

"i gotta go... to hell, apparently." is so passive aggressive and i love it!

[jotheunissen]

my settlements: all have more than thrice the required amount of turrets
Preston: "Another settlement needs your help"

[EmeraldPencil]

“Yeah, you know that settlement you built a 6 metre tall solid concrete wall surrounding it with gates that lock and enough turrets to take down the entire Brotherhood, Institute, Railroad, Gunners, supermutants, every wasteland creature from radroach to deathclaw, every Raider Faction including Nuka World, all the Mechanist’s Automatons, and anything else that dares to try and oppose you? Plus all the sentrybots you made with hydraulic armour, dual explosive miniguns, and dual fatmans? And every of your 20 settlers being armed to the teeth either in heavy combat armour, marine armour, or power armour, wielding duplicated two-shot combat rifles? Yeah, they need your help cause a dozen poorly armed raiders threatened to kill them if they don’t pay them 100 caps. Also one of them got kidnapped behind all of those defences that rivals the prewar US military. You should go help them.”

[nickknuckles]

“Dog meat is going to replace you”
Is so savage.

[keganwinn]

“I have to go uhh to hell apparently” fucking killed me

[brocksells]

"Theres literally a wall around all of Sanctuary with one entrance point covered by turrets and a man in power armor. What do you MEAN that 6 raiders got in?!" - Me every time I play Fallout 4

[connorbutters]

I like how casually parker says "I've got to go to hell, apparently"
He's used to this shit and he just puts up with it

[aloox]

This is really good, it's like the settlers fear the sole survivor as a vengeful god or something

[RogueRaiden]

I'd watch a whole fallout, or skyrim, series with this guy playing all the characters doing exactly this sort of thing lmao

[cobaltprime]

“Another settlement needs your help.”
No! I have build each settlement into full cities! Have fully armed guards and dozens of turrets! I even have sentry bots in a few of them! They cannot be in need of help! It’s impossible for them to not handle it! I guarantee if a behemoth or mirelurk queen attacked they wouldn’t get past the literal walls I modded into the game to make them look more authentic. There is no way raiders, super mutants, or any other group wouldn’t get annihilated the second they get in range of a turret. Don’t you give me that sh!t, Preston.
For that matter, I’m the General. And we have dozens of Minutemen patrolling the Commonwealth at this moment. Why am I the only one actually “defending people at a minute’s notice?”

[ogAlacath]

I love how the dude who's spose to defend the entire settlement had a plank of wood 😂😂😂

[woahdudeitsme]

"I gotta gooo... To hell apparently." Hahahahah gold!

[Flustershy]

Settlement turrets.

When I am around: Kills 3 legendary deathclaws in 0, 1 second after spawning.

When I'm not around: 3 tatos and water purifier broke.

[MrndAmendment]

Said he was here for some Tatos 😂😂😂😂 fucking killed me 😂😂

[ZeSgtSchultz]

Now that Vaultgirl made a mod for your character preset, we need a companion mod so we can drag you around the wasteland with us

[qxotuffy]

*Having enough people synths and weapons at each settlement to challenge the NCR and Caesar Legion*

Preston: "Another settlement needs your help."

[KenS]

That Children of Atom compound at the far end of the Glowing Sea really should become a settlement. There is a certain settler who would absolutely love making that supply run.

[yeoremuthare]

I love how patient the raider is, he's so polite

[adamdoran]

"idk why i lied to you about my name?" bruuuh idk why but i laughed so hard