Blue Shift But the Entire Game is Google Translated

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We play through Blue Shift But the Entire Game is Google Translated

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[teawizard]

Google Translated Half-Life: Garden Cicero, the father of Barney, goes on a journey to marry a woman (Or G-Man). On his way he adopts many children, becomes famous and kills Nilan.
Google Translated Opposing Force: Shefard gets revived by a scientist from the future, reveals a fitness conspiracy, collects boyfriends and viruses and kills a giant alien. But G-Man nukes Black Mesa and traps Shefard in train because Shefard didn't believe in him.
Google Translated Blue Shift: Molly Calvin gets send back to his High School days thanks to Resonance Cascade. He finds his old teacher, who is done with everything and just wants to die but Calvin snaps him out of it. With his teacher's help he escapes from Black Mesa.

[ulric]

“AI Cicero can’t turn around. He’s based on a designated path for the cutscene”

*AI CICERO TURNS AROUND FOR A SPLIT SECOND*

[themrfives]

The resonance cascade happened because barney thought of one truck.

[alsohedge]

“Calhoun?! Get away from me!”
- Fat Security Guard

[migaisnotacat]

"A few failure laboratories" At least they weren't hiding the fact

[codexstudios]

"I'm Greasy" he says next to the sign that says "what are you"

[lucashammer]

4:50 "Mesa gives you the power to turn black" This made me die lmfao

[charlesprichard]

"a few failure laboratories" Is Black Mesa's motto I believe

[chickenfarmer]

"Are you insinuating that fruitcake comes form Xen?"
"Yes"
"Fair enough"

[maxresdefault_]

That guy voicing Rosenberg had a blast.

[michalreingraberskaliasmiz]

Socrates: "I know that I know nothing".
Descart: "I think, therefore I am."
Dr. Rosenberg: "Can you think?"

[themrfives]

"There is no hope."

2020 in a nutshell.

[spaghetticoconut]

“This technology, has led to the bad.”
My man just summed up the entire HL/Portal universe in a single sentence.

[LuzTuGatito]

I was hooked immediately after seeing "oxygen where is it?"

[tylerkmoore]

2:50
Gordon knew you were watching the cameras and gave you his death stare

[e.e.mccutcheon]

12:07
"Scoop it up and put it in!" is said like a monty python quote and its wonderful

[TheRogueWolf]

"Scoop it up and put it in!" - What they say at the KFC when your chicken falls on the floor

[Mordecai]

I love just how intensely and genuinely Mahogany lost his shit at 4:50.

[L_ZeD_]

3:39 i like the fact that animations are google translated as well
*rotates chair in spanish*

[halftime]

"Can you think?!"
—Dr. Roserberg