Pathetic Man-Child Destroys 2,387 Vintage Star Wars Figures

This is the first video of hopefully many more throughout 2019. A Pathetic Man-Child attempts to destroy all the vintage Star Wars figures he can. He does this to help him cope with the terrible, awful, painful place Star Wars has gone. Will it help him? No.

[doublep]

I like the fact, that he has them exactly counted down. Not just ''over 2, 000'' action figures, no they're 2, 387 exactly.
That's the dedication of a serial-killer.

[hermanspaerman]

I hate acetone, it smells, is corrosive and gets everywhere.

[Fanboy]

Don't worry toys... no one's ever really gone...

[YMPictures]

Imagine watching this without the context of who Mike is.

[xenoplaguedoctor]

As a vintage acetone collector this video made my blood boil

[TheMrlitemaster]

"let the past die, melt it if you have to" - Mike Stoklasa circa 19'

[hjelsethak]

As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

[ragesquit]

"As if millions cried out in fear and then suddenly went silent"

[Regularhumancop]

"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."

[Sabocat]

Mike's Star Trek mania reached a fever pitch when he realized he could make a toy Borg Cube out of Star Wars toys

[LeftoverBeefcake]

Somewhere a Home Depot executive is very confused as to why there is a sharp spike in acetone sales in Wisconsin.

[Ace_of_Horns]

When you realize how easily he managed to get a hold of over 2, 000 "vintage" figurines, it kinda makes you question their value lol

[kyle-rb]

It's so dense, every cubic inch has so many things going on.

[Mega_Xenomorph]

All the crap you bought for Nerd Crew had to go somewhere...

[DavesGames]

Man, the ending to toy story 5 looks depressing

[NinjaMan]

It's so dense. Every single inch has so many broken memories going on.

[matthewallan]

When those are Star Trek figures....that'll be the sign of a real meltdown.

[brendan]

The resulting brick looks like the color pallete of Rogue One

[alexandergoldenhar]

You could legitimately put that cube in a modern art museum

[jacksonduruy]

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