Goofy Gods Comic Dub #4

Goofy Gods Comic Dub #4 #shorts
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[Fragglesque]

Actually for the meme with Paris, he was not given the apple to choose the most beautiful, from what I can remember he was supposed to give it to ‘the fairest’ of the three goddesses. It was an argument started by Eris, or in some mythology Eros, who is the goddess of discord.
She arrived uninvited to the wedding of Thetis and Peleus, and placed the apple on the table before vanishing. Athene, Hera and Aphrodite began an argument on who should get the apple, after seeing the words ‘to the fairest’ engraved on the side of the golden apple. It had to go to the ‘Calliste’ (pretty much meaning ‘the fairest’). Seeing the argument, Zeus knew that it would be hard to decide, and allowed the youthful Trojan prince Paris to decide himself.
Paris was offered power from Athene/Athena, wisdom from Hera and, from Aphrodite, ‘a wife as fair as herself’.
Paris chose Aphrodite, forgetting about the lover he already had. Unfortunately, Aphrodite put an already married woman under a spell to make her love Paris. It was Helen of Troy, who was already married to Menelaus. Menelaus, feeling ‘black grief’ and ‘red rage’, called his brother, Agamemnon, who carelessly led the Greeks into battle with the Trojans.
All quotes are from the book ‘Black Ships Before Troy’ by Rosemary Sutcliffe.
I also feel that the goddesses would be drawn to look more powerful, less like Gen Z, yk? And I feel Aphrodite would look a lot more beautiful as the literal goddess of beauty.
And yes I typed this up myself without Google. And remembered the quotes from Black Ships Before Troy. God dammit I am a nerd…

[cryo]

I love how he was just peering down helping them

[norathecatwitch]

That's wholesome but Zuess would only do that if it messed up the.... 3 partner tango... kid friendly... yay.

[EnderCrowYT]

Zeus being the one to reunite a relationship is the most accurate thing ever.

[poemsanddaggers]

Unfortunately my grandma has dementia and can no longer cook for me. But I will always miss her Mac and cheese

[mikkelnpetersen]

Nana has the most beautiful soul, she gets all the apples and will cook them into pies to watch your happy face.

[therediodeerman]

Zeus just went "Cupid, eat your heart out"

[wdee]

The more I listen to this old Mcdonald song without the lyrics it gets better every time

[KevinSteward-th]

ngl i zeus was gonna shot lightning at them

[Idontknowwhatmynameis-]

Wait wait wait.... I THOUGHT ZEUS WAS BAD? AND BIRTHED MOST OF THE FUCKING GODS BY CHEATING?!?!

[MerpleBlue]

Me seeing the third one: *THAT* one.
Me seeing the last one: nevermind.

[Chezborger-poog]

Me: k they all don’t sound great so ima just eat the apple myself

[jonathanestelle]

Proceeds to throw another lightning bolt

[kelanjames]

smartest move for paris would have been to cut it into thirds then none of them can be to pissed at him

[naufaltsaqifmutawakkil]

Thought zeus just straight up bang that couple, considering his record.

[ajitstoryone]

Drama queen finally did something good

[azrael]

How cute! Zeus the unfaithful serial ra&ist is helping a couple make up...
Yeah right, he just want them together so he can transform into the boy and have his way with the girl, like he did with Heracles mom.

[leolionheart]

Zeus wasn't the one who gave him the apple or the choice

[johnmathew]

Bold of you to assume Zeus would be a guy to fix relationships.

[Epherial-Silver]

Why is the background music old McDonald had a farm?