If Wine Ads Were Honest | Honest Ads

What if Wine Companies (vineyards?) were actually honest about how horrifically terrible they are? Roger Horton investigates.

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SOURCES:

Roger Horton: Jack Hunter
Diners: Darnell Eaton, Taylor Maggiacomo
Writer: Ryan Menezes
French Boy: Jordan Breeding
Director: Jordan Breeding
Art Director/Assistant Director: Andy Newman
Director of Photography: Dave Brown
Editor: Jordan Breeding
Sound: Mike Schoen
Key Production Assistant: Jose Brown
Set Production Assistant/Art: James Satterfield
Teleprompter: Hillary Shea

00:00 - If Wine Was Honest
04:18 - Le Running Man

#Wine #French #CommercialParody

[StrawberryAqua]

“Almost everything we do is so you’ll imagine the best rotted vine secretions were made many decades ago by smiling French peasants stomping grapes with bare feet.”
“They’re not?”
“No … and it’s weird that you want it to be.”

This is satire gold.

[crazychristopher]

Roger: "What's more splendid than food you can't open without a separate utensil?"
Customer: "Like a can of beans."
Roger: "Shut your mouth you peasant!"

[johngettingslappedbylegal]

The only thing that improves with age is roger.

[jonathanrice]

If it comes in a fancy bottle with a cork, you’re not an alcoholic.

[TheArtofGuitar]

We need this level of honesty in every aspect of life.

[jeffcamaro]

This man is a master narrator. I have never heard the word, "taint, " used so poignantly.

[samueltheprideofafrikarobi]

The young lady breaking character and laughing when Jordan yelled "My baguette!" is priceless.

[KurtHectic]

"I'm Roger by the way and i've been drunk since 6 a.m."

Don't change Roger, you're the best we have.

[MissAmazanda]

I bumped into my older sister at the store the other day and her cart was filled to the top with wine bottles, she's not handling being middle age very well

[Odood]

Best advice I've heard on wine is that price only indicates how efficiently the producer can bring it to market. Cheap wine can be as good or bad as the expensive stuff.

[justinjustin]

On the topic of pairing wine: I was once told by a wine snob that pairing rules are bullshit, and I should just drink whatever I would enjoy with a meal. This was immediately after I ordered white wine with a burger at a fancy restaurant and got a funny look from the waiter.

[nilusk]

I love that whenever Roger needs a silly character in a funny costume, its always Jordan. I kinda want to see his frenchman show up in all the videos now!

[zlpatriot]

Roger and wine, what can go wrong?😅😆😂Roger never ceases to amaze me in his savageness.

[Aeternum_Gaming]

the way she breaks into laughter when he screams *MY BAGUETTE* just made this scene perfect.

[danielshoudy]

I'm so glad honest ads and especially Roger are/is back... I'd vote for Roger. Problem is, he's too honest.

[evilmonkeywithissues]

"My baguette!" Is probably the most genius line ever written for the fine arts in the history of mankind.

[cyberdelicxp]

As someone who has lived in wine country and worked in the wine industry, for decades. I've been saying this for years. But everyone just ignores the silly stoner in Napa. I think being drunk is fun on occasion, but I'm not pretending it's "fancy" becuase I got there using wine instead of shots. yes I design wine labels now lol..it's a souless job..but just changing the label changes the value of the product. How's that for vapid, dead-inside, superficial consumer culture we are actively turning children into?!

[cocobutter]

You're telling me I've been been pairing white wine with my microwave fish sticks all these years, for nothing?

[jessical]

Never gonna forget the person who went to a vineyard wine tasting and started making up words and doing silly things very seriously, and watched as everyone around them nodded importantly and did the same thing. Iconic, and thank you for sharing that story.

[AcmeRacing]

In business school we learned about the Gallo brothers. Ernest and Julio Gallo made excellent blended wines for the mass market, but they never achieved the lofty reputation of the single-year vintage crapshoot wines made the hard way.