The Most Disgusting Pasta Ever Made

YouTune cooking, an ancient art form few have mastered. Today, we look at someone who has. KingCobraJFS, one of the few chefs on this website who know what they're doing. Today, we watch him make pasta. Buckle up.

[NECROPTIKON]

Bro put mustard, mayonnaise, and ranch in his pasta, and then has the nerve to call pepper “adventurous.”

Incredible.

[ptimuscrime]

“Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble” is a quote from the witches in Macbeth, a story where everyone is doing great, having a good time, enjoying some delicious pasta

[RatKingTerry]

You can tell the “salt and sugar” is 90% sugar because it sticks to his hands so well💀

[biltrex]

Every time he (accurately) describes this dish as starting to "congeal", rather than "thicken", my soul dies a little.

[robbieboydudeguy]

This is like finding an ancient alchemist’s notebook and seeing exactly what kind of monstrous spell of his own killed him.

[TrueHylianKnight]

I was once a sous chef, both in military and civilian life
This is the most horrifying thing I've ever seen.
Thank you, August

[JVVillabroza]

He's like the worst parts of Cooking with Jack and Kay's Cooking combined. Incredible.

[shootermcgavin]

The way he keeps saying "congeal" (which means to solidify by cooling btw) just adds to the overall grossness. Very impressive.

[StoneyBaloney]

All jokes aside I remember my weird cousins putting ketchup in their Kraft mac and cheese when I was little. So one day I put mustard in mine cause my child brain thought "mustard is yellow, mac and cheese is yellow... They must go together" and surprisingly that shit was fire so still to this day I like a tiny bit of mustard in it once in a while... but after it's cooked obviously.😂😂

[AlexaStark-omgw]

Don't trust anyone who uses the word 'congeals' to describe pasta

#lifehack

[TheMudbrooker]

This is one of Cobes' least offensive recipes. I kid you not.

[TheFoodExperience]

How could you not have talked about the gross sloshing noise the spoon made when going into the Mayo jar repeatedly? 🤣

[tektonike]

Never thought i'd be able to tell if someone smells bad just by watching a video

[Ghost]

"If you serve me pasta at your house, and I find out that the sauce is ranch, mayonnaise and mustard, I'm gonna fight you." 💀
Lol!

[EnglishInfidel]

This is legitimately one of the better meals he's made, and you should see his infamous drink-combo streams where he gets wasted and passes out. 👌

[WhopperJrNoCheese]

The older I get, the more I understand the saying “You can’t eat just anybody’s food.”

[ryancline]

Honestly the lore behind KingCobra and the absolute monstrosities that he creates in the kitchen should be studied. He is a true enigma. His channel could fuel years of content.

[NCRRanger]

Can't wait until August stumbles onto Cobra's roach infested mega breakfast burrito lol. 😂

[JokellDragon]

This is pretty normal for KingCobra. The rabbit hole when it comes to this guy is deep.

[rikmcdik]

When it congealed, the noodles weren’t surfacing. They gained sentience and were trying to escape the pot.