Dave Portnoy vs Headphones

[SomeoneElsesStory]

The evolution of Dave becoming Mr. Portnoy is almost complete.

[PDeliax]

How quickly he has turned into his dad 😂

[Sher-v]

Dave morphing into his Dad. Next he’s gonna get a lobster tail at the bakery and wonder where the lobster meat is.

[smoothforreal]

“Am i being recorded right now?” Well yea Dave your talking into a mic and video camera 😆

[BigJ]

Dave looks like he just did dabs for an hour

[twolfe]

This is honestly one of the greatest moments in barstool history!

[Steadfast_Training]

Honestly a true inspiration. If this man can be worth half a billi majority of the population can too

[Ryfrye]

I love him for this.... Its so simple yet so hard for him to get

[Conker]

americas new half billion dollar man everyone

[BlazeSht]

He’s thinking omg all those nasty beat off seshs in front of this mic I had no idea😂

[HomeboyMcCoy]

Brain getting greasy from all the pizza 🍕🍕🍕

[chuckseasel]

These are the groundbreaking bits you will see at BarStooge Sports

[fredsmith-kingofthelunatic]

"am I being recorded right now?"
He asked unironically on his own en podcast.

[wabblypop]

Man created an empire and doesn’t know that Apple headphones have a microphone on them. Amazing.

[rileycondo]

Wow he is his father. That grin at the end he probably had the same thought 😂

[richy]

If you added the net worth of all the people making negative comments together. Then added a 10x multiple, they’d still be poorer than el prez

[patrickevans]

If it not pizza or beer big Dave not know....Dave strong

[aretrograde]

I’m 23 and this exact situation happened to me probably about 2 years ago.

[rickyfever]

To be fair I didn’t know headphones had mics until like 2 months ago

[trapiconti]

How is he able to leave the house without a helmet