Class Clowns That Took It Way Too Far | School Stories #17

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[rickardkarstark]

There was a teacher who got into peoples faces and she smelled really bad. This kid brought in a toothbrush and held it up the next day when she got in his face. The whole class busted out laughing

[Jason_Maier]

That first prank:

1. The guy who fired the starter pistol: Nowadays, such a stunt would earn him expulsion & arrest.
2. Nice to hear stories from Baby Boomers. Most of these r/askreddit stories come from the Millenial/Z generations.

[redram]

In regard to the kid with the starter pistol:

My high school took our annual musical very seriously. Every winter the english, Art, shop, and music departments put on a showcase that was pretty damn good as far as high school theater goes. In 2000, my sophomore year, the play as West Side Story.

Well, as the finale approaches, the classmate who played Chino is killing time before his cue to runout and shoot Bernardo by playing Roy Rogers with the starter pistol he’s supposed to use as a prop... drawing it on people, spinning it on his finger, etc... until he drops it onto the concrete backstage floor and it goes off. Keep in mind this was less than a year after Columbine, and on top of it this was opening night. And as loud as that Gun was on its own, it couldn’t have happened in a worse place than a room full of worried parents and state politicians designed to make the softest sound travel as far as possible. There was mayhem. Mothers darting for the back door while a few fathers and the handful of police there as guests ran back stage. The situation was figured out soon enough and the play still finished, even if it was incredibly awkward. It felt as though all the air had left the room. Thankfully there were no musical numbers remaining.

[glato]

0:03 I bet that guy knows a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a girl, who knows a dog, who knows a guy that can burp the alphabet

[p]

Not “too far” just too funny. Went to a private HS. We had to wear a uniform but on special occasions we wore something else.

On Valentines Day we were permitted to come dressed in normal clothes of red/pink/white colors. Class clown came dressed in full Santa Claus attire!

[marticus]

As a former class clown: I guess one of my jokes that I took to far was when I was in middle school. I had this english teacher named ms dombeck, I didn’t like her because she would always give me detention even at times when I wasn’t disrupting class with my clown antics, she always found a reason to give me a unnecessary detention. So on the last day of school I decided to get her back for all those “unnecessary” detentions I walked into her class just as her class was packing up to be dismissed for summer vacation, I put on this innocent act and asked her for “a hug” she thought I was being trying to be sweet and walked over to give me a hug. Just as she was about to hug me I jumped back and yelled “SIKE, FUCK YOU BITCH” and ran down the stairs and out of the school. She was so pissed she tried to arrange for me to attend summer school. I didn’t go though

[disposothacloun]

I was in high school in the late 80s/early 90s. Went to a smaller private school, so we were all pretty well behaved for the most part. We had a few incidents that were very tame (smoke grenade in the bathroom, sneaking into the school at night to play "German Spotlight", et cetera).
The most egregious I can think of: Well known clown had cut the arm off a Cabbage Patch doll and secured it in the zipper of his pants. Wearing an overcoat, his plan was to "flash" girls with it for laughs. I was completely oblivious to what was going on until after the fact, and I don't know if it was the first girl he tried it on, but I was a few feet away when he did and she thought it was actually his peener. There was a bloodcurdling scream followed by "OH MY GOD, [NAME REDACTED], THAT'S SO GROSS!" Dean of students was nearby, he was busted immediately. Last I saw of him, he was following the dean to her office, hollering "It's just a doll arm! It's just a doll arm!" He got expelled.
Honestly, if he learned a lesson from this, I don't think it stuck with him into adulthood. About ten years ago, he made a wedding anniversary post and declaration of love to his wife on FB. It included a pic of him posing in the bathtub, completely in the raw. To his credit, he had blurred out his schlong.

[burnerBreakdown]

“Still better than getting his stomach pumped.”
The next story: “Needless to say, he got his stomach pumped.”

[ExcuseMyWeebRudeness]

He turned on his mic while we were all supposed to be working on our project (worth a final exam) and started singing let it go.
Thankfully the teacher just kicked him out of the meet.

[trashotaku]

1:56 hand sanitizer kills both bad AND GOOD bacteria so I’m pretty sure consuming hand sanitizer will kill the bacteria in your stomach (which is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT and needs to be kept alive/unharmed since your stomach microbiome helps you in multiple ways)

[ViritoxWolf]

I went to middle school with this kid who was always inappropriate and clowning around, he was always getting in trouble but one day he emptied a hand warmer packet, emptied the contents into a water bottle and tried offering it to one of my friends as "tea", my buddy was smarter than that and knew something was up I didn't see the hand warmer kid anymore, years later I saw he got arrested for various crimes.
Definitely didn't surprise me to see his face in the arrest logs

[DDLAFFEY]

We had a running joke with a substitute teacher who had one arm where we’d go for a high five with his prosthetic arm one kid ripped it off and threw it down stairs
Kid:” you’ve been disarmed”
He got suspended

[murkyweather]

Theirs is this kid in my middle school who just walks into doors, metal pillers, and other random stuff. The doors we had where blue and had 2 inches thick of metal. He would look away, look back and hit his head on purpose. It wasn't funny. It never was. But his friends would laugh and all the other kids in the crowded hallway just looked at him weird.

[Terestrasz]

That first story.... Genuinely surprised that was ONLY a detention. Yes, even in the 60s.

[valenciageode]

I’m dangerously close to committing physical assault against one of the class clowns at my school (thankfully not my homeroom class, not anymore). Lots of reasons but the death and cancer mocking will probably do it. She shut up the first time I told her to, but I don’t know how long it will last. I’ve been getting better, but I lost two relatives in august and one was to angiosarcoma (a very rare cancer).

[melissacooper]

7:53 I would've made those boys pick up the toilet paper in the freezing cold not that poor janitor!

[Thundr.systm]

10th grade, English lesson. So there were these girls that were always talked and laughed during every lesson. My english teacher by the way is from Syria, and survived multiple bombings. This teacher still had contact with people in Syria and recently she heard that someone she knew, that had only one arm and 1 leg died in a bombing. She really felt a connection with the kid, and she was very sad. She told the class about this and like, 3 minutes later these girls say something like: 'If you miss him so much, why not commit suicide' and just laughed very loudly. They ended up getting suspended for 3 weeks, and got double amounts of homework. I really liked this teacher btw and she was really nice.

[sirmixalot]

I got my ass kicked by my dad in 6th grade when I was disrupting my math teacher one day. I apologized to my teacher the next day & he accepted my apology. After I apologized to my teacher, I told my father that day. I deserved my ass kicking for disrespecting my teacher. Still was the smartest kid in 6th math & I'm not exaggerating that. Got an award for it too at the end of the year.

[SilveryBlue]

Moral of the story: Don't snort anything in general and you'll be fine

[nikkob]

9:20, this one is highly relatable. I had a substitute band teacher my senior year who got mad that I always had to use the bathroom in his class. I couldn't help but think I'm legally an adult and I still have to put up with this bullshit?