I Babysat 50 Exploding Alcoholic Babies in Rimworld

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In this Rimworld challenge I babysat 50 exploding alcoholic babies. SEO SEO SEO algorithm yada yada yada.

Thank you to @Sputnik1 for his help editing the video and thumbnail.
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0:00 Born to Drink, Forced to Explode
1:34 Atlas
3:04 Designing our Nursery
5:59 Optimization
8:28 Universal Donors
9:17 The Good Doctor
12:07 Harvesting Season
13:00 It Never Existed
13:50 The British
15:00 Fixing Our Mistakes
16:54 All Grown Up

[ReggieGames]

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[learnmore]

"The surgery was a complete success, the baby is absolutely hammered. What a lightweight." Reggie, whatever it is that's wrong with you, I love it.

[nicknedyuzhin]

Genetically modifying babies JUST to make them addicted to alcohol is what makes rimworld so realistic

[dyjhjfrtt]

“I was treating the babies too much like people, when really, I should’ve been treating them like highly enriched uranium.”

[hpWTF]

The average beer bottle holds 355 mL of Beer and its considered that most beers have a 5% content of alcohol, which means they have arround 17, 75 mL worth of pure alcohol. Which by the way, assuming its ethanol, it weights arround 13.9 grams.

A baby born full term tends to have 75 mL of Blood per Kg. So taking that babies weight arround 3400 grams in average, we can assume that the average infant has 255 mL of blood.

So, when a baby tak-, I mean, its *Surgically administered a beer* then 7, 8% of their blood stream is made up of alcohol (More or less) and has 13, 9 grams of alcohol per 0, 25 L of blood or 55.6 grams per Litre of blood.

In my country (Spain) the alcohol limit for driving is 0.5 grams of alcohol per litre, which means one of those babies passes the limit by 111.2 times.

A concentration arround 0, 31% to 0, 45% of alcohol in blood is considered "Life Threatening" so... Yeah. Those babies should have died 19.5 times with each dose.

No fucking wonder they explode

[dougdimmadome]

It’s cool this guy just randomly started getting thousands of views and now he makes us masterpieces like this all the time

[unknwner]

Wait until Reggie realizes that he'll still earn 15$h babysitting 50 kids

[elidelorme]

When Reggie is inevitably arrested and imprisoned for his numerous crimes he should be forced to make videos three times a week. Can't get enough. Keep up the great work!

[boop]

watching Reg videos is a dream, it’s like sseth made a baby with ambiguous amphibian, in the best possible way. Keep it up man, you’re an artist

[winowmakr]

How in the hell did you come up with this? This is, without a doubt, one of the most unique challenge videos I've seen for Rimworld.

[coba]

"I was treating the baby like too much of a people when really I should have been treated them like highly enriched uranium"

Man, I'm dead 💀

[iedgetomahoraga]

"I'll be honest, if you clicked on this video publicly, I shudder to think of what depraved inhuman content you're clicking on privately, " - Reggie, April 1st, 2023

[cyrolocker]

I’d hire this man as a babysitter, Clearly he did a good job

[fortunethree]

So that's why the bomb that went on Hiroshima was called 'little boy'

[someaccount]

"A, B and D? What about C?"

"We *do not* talk about reactor C".

[Sputnik]

Out of all the videos you could've included me in you chose this one. I guess I really am an alcoholic exploding baby

[maximumeffort]

Reggie is like, genuinely evil. I love him so much.

[AWormsPurpose]

I'm sure John, Wayne, and Gacy do one hell of a job cheering those babies up

[thekhabtain]

I'm not sure how many people even bothered to pause at 0:03 to admire that beautiful screenshot but it's the little things Reggie. Pun intended.

[alexandrus]

Can't believe you aren't more popular. All the efforts you put into the makings of your videos are godlike