Linus’ Funeral, Sponsored by DBrand

Question: Who would sponsor Linus’ funeral?


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[hop-skip-ouch]

Knowing DBrand, they'll probably stick the stretched linus decal on his coffin.

[Clockdistrict]

"Linus was an unforgettable man... Almost as unforgettable as this segue, to our sponsor!"

[naren_]

dbrand replied: we'll send the check to Yvonne 💀

[nightwheel]

The promo code would 100% be deadlinus.

[nickybakes]

“…and we are so sorry for this loss. Were not sorry however for this segue to our sponsor!”

[williampaine]

Linus, please pre-record the segue for your funeral for the next april fools day

[sorrynotsorry]

The best part about this didn't get included in the short. Linus immediately after this texted their DBrand rep to make sure this happened, and DBrand responded saying they'd send the invoice to Yvonne. Linus didn't think they understood.

[Johnny_Kanuk]

They would have to drop the coffin at least once.

[dninjaman]

You would expect Dennis and Colton to be hiding in secret compartments in coffin. Then unexpectedly damaging the Dbrand skin.

[Xelopheris]

"dbrand will be responsible for my funeral" "responsible to pay for it right?" "..." "to pay for it?"

[GrueTurtle]

They would fold his legs under so they can use a shorter coffin just to get one last short joke in

[isaactfa]

The coffin will be exactly 5'6".

[cube_cup]

Dbrand's speech would be the most backhanded eulogy ever

[gatiakbarwibisono]

"I'm sorry guys, I'm dead. But at least the thing that isn't dead is our segue to our sponsor, dbrand"

[sherpafan]

They literally said D brand wanted to sponsor Linus’ ‘apology’ video. How fitting

[lucasbarcellos]

"Linus was a good friend, always trying his best to make the people he loved happy. As a person, he had incredible depth and would always surprise us... like he will with this segway! To our sponsor!!!"

[MadJustin]

I'm gonna water cool that coffin for my boy.

[nullfield]

"Top of the Line RGB COFFIN BUILD?!"

"We water-cooled a coffin!"

"How to improve your coffin WiFi FOR FREE"

[bland]

Next question would you want your funeral live streamed on the internet?

[poisonshroom]

"But as with all life, we must eventually pass on.. to our sponsor!"