Super Mario Brothers LGBTQ Headcanons! ♡

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[Exotic.butters..]

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[cardboardcutout]

“Rosalina is aroace”
…**softly cries in Rosalina simp**

[ilplolthereturn]

"Daisy is lesbian"
*Luigi in the corner be like:*

[cranberryjuice]

No one remembers that one time in Paper Mario where Birdo gave Mario a kiss, not on the cheek but *STRAIGHT ON THE LIPS.*
She even had the audacity to say "It's just for the theatre play".

[alicjaboguszsergentberry]

Also Rosalina is the definition of “women don’t wear makeup for men”

[NeilGrnist]

I feel like people are desperate for Luigi to be bisexual because they're attracted to a taller version of Mario.

[seahorx]

Daisy and Luigi are made for eachother. They balance eachother out so well. If they aren’t together I will cry

[atreyisimagination]

Rosalina being aroace gives a feeling of comfort for me

[CrowcoreAbba]

Luigi is the bi panic I need in my life

[nyarcy]

love how u included vivian, everyone forgets abt paper mario

[bubbletrap]

Luigi being bisexual is so real
But i think daisy would be more of a pan/bisexual

[twix-official]

My headcanon is that Mario doesn’t even know what gay is

[melmartinezconcerts]

Birdo is trans because the early game says “He thinks he is a girl”! She is transgender!

[hamstersareswag]

rosalina being aro/ace feels so canon 😭😭

[シgothckalシ]

Only ppl who knew a lot about super Mario would know that dasiy and Luigi like each other…..

[Doyoueverjust]

Not saying I ship Bowser and Luigi, but the way Bower twirls Luigis mustache in the Mario Bros. Movie was CRAZY


Edit, Mon, Apr. 24th 2023: Okay some people are taking this VERY seriously 💀💀

[imegyourpardon]

head canons:

pauline is aromantic
every toad species is asexual
shy guy is gay
marios straight

[polishalastor]

Remember
Its a Headcanon
So
Chill

[__ocean_arts__]

Daisy can't be lesbian. She's literally dating, Luigi.

Edit
Wish I got this many comments on my videos 😑

[cookiedeviluwudevil]

fun fact! there's a page in some Nintendo book (not sure which one) that goes as follows.
Birdo: He thinks he is a girl and he spits eggs from his mouth. He'd rather be called "Birdetta."
So (blatant misgendering and transphobia aside) Her real name is Birdetta!