little british orphan

the currency is wrong

[mochiboy]

this sounds like a typical kids book I would read at 11

[LrdOfThePies]

The little “Innit” at the end was so cute bro 🥺

[sam-eseg]

please this is the best thing ive ever seen in my whole entire life PLEASE

[headpopsnake]

the 0 dislikes are from all the other british orphans

[BoggTemporal]

“I’m actually making a pretty decent chunk of cheese”

First steps to become a RICH Orphan

[Emperor-Quill]

This is literally when celebrities play pretend peasant by like, churning butter for two minutes, or acting like they work at Walmart.

[susamongus-mzgh]

"my mom and dad"
"i am orphan"
makes sense i guess

[EZZ-luxe]

the "innit" at the end got me bro.

[Louhappy]

I showed this to my mum and she started yelling at me like "how do ya think that makes all the real British orphans feel eh? you think that's funny? that person on the internet's out there making fun of orphans that isn't silly" and she went on a whole rant and allat. Anyways, nice hat mate.

[Se_Siel]

is this what having an aesthetic is like?

[JraffYT]

"pretty decent chunk of cheese" is going to be my go to phrase for making money now

[claudedebussyreal]

i was questioning his legitimacy as a real British orphan until the innit at the end. now im convinced

[cupcakemusical]

As a british person, i can confirm that i see at least 3 british orphans on the street every day.

[Mifey]

This is criminally underrated, and the little “innit” at the end was so cute 😭❤️🎀

[Tundra_Lol]

I accidentally watched this in 2x I’m actually dead

[SILLYYZONE]

Lyrics:
People think being a orphan
Is really tough
But nowadays,
If you're a little British orphan
And youre all covered in coal like me
A lot of tourists actually think thats like
A novelty
Because they've never seen
A little british orphan in real life before.

And im starting to get some traction on social media too
Just doing little edits of, like,
Me having shingles
Or me getting splashed by a car in the rain
That kind of stuff
Really resonates with people
And i just figured out how to monetize the blokes
So im actually making a pretty decent chunk of cheese

Of course, a lot of that gets reinvested into the business,
Like, buying higher quality coal
To smear on me face

Lately, i been spending a lot on PR too,
Because theres some nasty rumours going around
That im actually the crown prince
Obviously
Its completely phony!

Just because i hold me pinky up
When I'm eating gruel
And theres royal guards
Following me around
And me dad and mum are alive
And also the king and queen

Doesnt make me any less of an orphan
Than all the other orphans!
And if you disagree
I'll have you proper executed

Innit

Beh

Edit: this chain you guys have started is ruining my life
Edit: added beh

[annabelledsouza]

I just stumbled upon your channel today on Instagram and I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT

[fourstones]

can confirm this is what being a little british orphan is like

[Cool_stuff-uvvo]

As a british person i can approve ive seen this happen in england quiet frequently, innit

[allileech]

"Like buying higher quality coal to smear on me face" had me 😂