Secret Service Delivers Trump’s McDonald’s Order To NYC Courthouse

You can’t handle the toots!

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[ronleonard]

Maybe we just hired DoorDash as the security instead of giving him Secret Service protection

[aerialcombat]

Perfect use for the secret service, keep it classy!

[sharonviola]

I hope they got plenty of ketchup to be thrown against the wall!🤣🤣🤣

[MeganKoumori]

Eric and Don Jr. fought over the Pokémon card in the Happy Meal until Trump slapped them both and took it for himself.

[worf]

"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda." - Donald '215 lbs' Trump

[gregbors]

Imagine getting your dream job as a Secret Service agent just to end up being a fast-food delivery dude for Donald Trump 😞

[Opus]

Donnie's miserable in court...

I'm lovin' it!

[bkdmode]

Who says doing DoorDash is a "dead-end" job? Work at DoorDash for long enough, and maybe one day you too will qualify to become part of the Secret Service.

[dappppppppt]

215lbs of big macs 😂😂 please Judge make the hamburgler stand on a set of scales

[kendalldad]

6 bags of burgers, 12 bags of ketchup and a partridge in a pair tree!

[Jean-quqw]

Love having a few laughs before it's time to sleep! THANK YOU! 😴

[mikeoxbig]

Trump needs 11, 780 calories to get over the fact that he didn’t receive 11, 780 votes.

[cmdraftbrn]

may he lose his license, his properties, a shit ton of cash, and if god contempt of court.

[alansmitheejr.]

And the worst part is that Trump ate the lot without sharing any of it.

[wingedbluj]

Ah yes, 6 giant bags of McDonald's, or as No.45 calls it: A light snack.

[bobbostic]

Was he trying to bribe the jury with fast food ? Oh, no jury.

[SpaceForceCommander]

Trump thinks Secret Service is like room service.

[suomynona]

6 bags of McDonalds. What did everyone else eat?

[___beyondhorizon]

All that training, to deliver burgers 😅

[NewMessage]

Worst part? The McRib ended there yesterday.