Marvel's Spider-Man 2 Woke Garbage

"My energy is everyone's energy." 😩

[theMrTJF]

“I can’t believe motion powered batteries exist.” -dude who made magic web shooters in high school.

[jameswilson]

"Crazy to think I'm powering a battery." No, it ain't. There's a word for a device that transfers kinetic energy into electrical energy, it's called a GENERATOR! You graduated high school early, with honors in the various SCIENCES! YOU KNOW THIS ALREADY!

[datsunracer]

Bruh, How tf is Peter so impressed with an e-bike when he's familiar with Tony Stark, Reed Richards, and alien tech?

[benjinlama]

The writers had no idea of Spider man's intellect

[chaz]

You can almost imagine the purple hair of the writers no doubt just finished a gender studies program

[tsykez]

Lmao. Can't believe that shit goes this deep.

[Oldschool]

life is strange: the Spider-Man edition.

[omgwtf]

This was the only game i played where i skipped cutscenes and muted audio.

From the pro gmo and climate propaganda to the gay agendas, etc. Not to mention no eddie brock because hes a toxic alpha bully, to mary jane power sliding a cafe racer with slippers😅

[theromanticavacodo]

Burh who ask for a renewable battery bicycle in a spider-man game.
Also Peter must be stuiped if he is just now amazed how that stuff works

[deathtoraiden]

I'd rather eat a lemon like an apple than watch this clip ever again.

[springautumnsoul]

That shit can’t even handle the distance of a small park without malfunctioning. So much for a project backed by a cutting edge tech company.

[TomPowers]

Im the generation of Tobey Maguires Spider-Man... Thank god there was no social woke nonsense like this back then. It is ruining movies and franchises.
Captain America is now black as well with a poor actor. Yeah no thanks.

[xTerrySunderlandx]

i can travel the whole city by web but i CHOSE to use a bicicle cuz i liked "life is strange"...
All for the all new woke peter missions that are soo what the game needed!. (A bike Is so amazing when you can fast travel a city by web, or use tech by Tony, Reed or shield)

Also.. what was the thing most PPL hated on the first game? MJ?, Lets give them MORE but now with Mary Sue Watson one shooting every enemy that 2 Spidermen cant!, Lets make her Rambo on steroids AND make her fight simbionts! AND when she gets an arrow to the bone Lets make her impervious to pain AND damage AND just enrage her so she can take out more spec ops!!!

AND Lets make them play with miles gf on a very important missions!!

(this insmoniac wokers should be fired... They broke the game pacing badly)
problem is we let this happen... we keep buying their s..t

Ps: worst part Is i actually like life Is strange, i just dont want to play that on a spiderman game

[Icy-bevl]

This is a stupid Life is Strange 2.0. I am sick of games.

[VOLDGAMER]

"crazy to think i'm powering a battery right now." - spider-beta 2023

[imMarkingit]

Literally every guy I save tells me how much his boyfriend loves me. Ffs

[SkullyMcRattle]

Im so glad I dont waste my money on video games anymore.

[danielsdimension]

The walking simulator parts and the stupid plant minigames really bring this game down. The pacing for the story was bad.

[manuelplate]

Minor spoiler: As happy end for her storyline MJ Watson starts a podcast with the name "The New Normal"... It is about changing everybodies behavior. Where have I heared that before...??? 😬🤢🤮🤮🤮

[Morfe]

Wow he is impress with that shit when in the last game he discovers:

Otto making 4 robotic giant arms that can move to 4 nanosecs of brain speed

Martin Li powers made by a drug

Yeah im entire sure a BATTERY IS AMAZING PETER

When you hire Sweet Baby inc to write your game