SPLATOON 3 HOT TAKES 🔥

Splatoon 3 Hot Takes, straight from Splatoon fans! Woooohooo! Do you like my fire behind me? I think it looks sweet. Watch as they complain about pretty much everything possible to complain about.
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[LesbeansSplatoon]

I love that the dudes in Splatoon 3 look so ambiguous!

Also I love seeing your face with this new style!

[unfusedmolecule]

"Bro, why aren't you turfing?"
"How do I turf with bullets?"
"BRO, WE'RE GONNA LOSE. WHY AREN'T YOU COVERING ANY TURF?"

[Emerald]

Hot take: Half of the weapons aren't gonna be viable in the meta until they get new kits. (Why would they give TOXIC MIST to the tri bucket!?!? WHY NINTENDO!?!?!?)

[silvermeerkat]

Honestly BIG MAN DESERVES LOVE BUT NOT SOO MUCH and Frye deserves a lot more love because her being based off of Indian culture which is amazing and Shiver being based off of Japanese culture honestly makes it feel biased (No offense Nintendo)

[inklingsquid]

My opinion: I want a dlc where you return back to inkopolis and there’s splatoon 1 music and splatoon 1 and 2 bosses.

I just wanna hear eight legged advance again

[murmirr]

the people complaining about the "no masculinity" are gonna b mad when they find out shiver uses gender nonspecific pronouns in other languages.

[ProfittttNDO]

People need to stop saying we didn't Splatoon 3

[yannicreicher]

Honestly, I didn't actively dislike any of the idols, just thought the old ones were better. But, after the campaign, I actually really like Frye, and kinda dislike Shiver. I loved Big Man from the start though.

[Commander_Obstagoon]

The history behind frye’s forehead



(She got a jojo siwa forehead)

[UltraPoyoColt]

Nice videos. Your outfits are fun and cool too!

[faintduch]

“Making men look like they lost all masculinity”
I mean... the inklings typically look like kids so... yes? Accurate?

[sydneyarnette]

Congratulations on the 169k subscribers

[future]

splatoon three removed genders, they only added different body types snd eyebrows for different body types, thats why

[genoamiibo]

love how that one person said we dont need 2 splatoons on the same console as if nintendo wont be milking the switch for the next decade lmao

[Goofy_]

That look at the end-
It gon be *blood*

[maria_zoe_soca]

Let's Ink the wall of red says the little chaos potato squid.

[AquasPetSpider]

I mean Splatoon with real guns is still going to be ink.

[nicholashuete]

Technically their ink is their blood when they get splattered

[gasterthemaster]

So, I'm not trying to be a nerd (🤓), but Inklings and Octolings don't have blood. Their substitute is ink. So basically, Splatoon is already full of blood. And a normal gun would just bounce on their skin since they're pretty much made of chewing gum.

[bridgett]

Everyone is mad at the weapon that kills them the most saying they don't need skill while they r the ones getting destroyed due to their skill issue, ironic