A Star Wars Story

You guys kept saying I should write my own stories so here you go, exactly what you want. It's not fanfiction.

Select your star wars book subgenre:

[VampirsTTG]

Some might say its a bad thing to borrow so much from Aladdin, but I say, only steal what you can't afford.

[JainaSoloB]

Lead bounty hunter named Din?
Din mentions how expensive starcraft fuel is?
Sexy Twi'lek lady?
Sudden appearance of a Mandalorian and a lightsaber?

Jenny I think Jon Favreau might be taking notes from you

[ThreeProphets]

Star Wars: Missed Identity

Framed! When Din Allado is captured by bounty hunters for a crime he didn't commit, a window to his past is opened. But a web of confusion soon overwhelms him. Are his long lost family really who he thought they were? Only the beautiful Jaz Printayla can lead him to the answers the seeks. A spiralling tale of crime, family, and disorder that stretches across new worlds and familiar faces, from Badooine to Boba Fett, and the fate of the Old Republic clones...

[pleasesubscribedad]

*He steals a lightsaber from a lightsaber swallowers mouth

[scout-ikrn]

Can't believe Jenny predicted the mandolorian

[monki]

How can we understand all this without a prequel book for Din Aladdo's story. How did he get to the market? Why does he like baguettes? Does he like baguettes because his real father is Gui-Gon Jinn?!! We might need a prequel trilogy to fit all this in. And, you could put Gui-Gon Jinn on the cover.

[starcatcherSEQUEL]

The part where he realizes the aliens are just racist made me laugh way harder than it should.

[greatirishday]

"Star Wars:  Essays of Racism and Violence as Universal Attributes of Galactic Organisms"

[emergencybowtie]

"Maybe Max is Snoke or something" this video was solid gold

[covenantcorbin]

So what happened to Abu? Was she just sitting on the escape pod smiling to herself while Boba Fett got stabbed and all of that?

[battleupsaber]

Jimmy Scrambles: A Star Wars Story

Coming 2020

[mootroidXproductions]

Can you please write this one out? I enjoyed it more than any other piece of Star Wars media in the last few decades.

[Tunabringer]

A fantastic tale and a worthy addition to the critically acclaimed Star Wars EU canon. It was an emotional rollercoaster. I cheered when Boba Fett appeared (on the cover) and I made a frowny face when Dyin Gelato's family was probably dead and I was mightily impressed when the racism happened to let the audience know this is a deep story about complex issues.

I give it a rating of 7 Luuuke Skywalkers out of 5 Mofferences.

[OddSqodd]

I love the in-depth criticism of Slave 1's shape.

[Crueman]

Max Rebo is a Jedi, Ackbar is a bounty hunter, and Fett once again dies in a humiliating manner. This could be the best Star Wars story ever told...

[billyte]

That's perfect how she's like "woh, I can't see" and the camera's like "fuck it, me neither! We're having fun!"

[DBSG]

You make up great Star Wars names. "Since this bounty hunter is a sexy lady, she is also super nice." LOL!

[murdockfiles]

"The murder of four unarmed ewoks"

I'm sorry but that was hilarious.

[jackandken]

It'd be really cool if someone animated this story

[clintarmstrong]

Your demeanor along with your natural comedic timing is incredible, I was dying the entire time.