10 Signs You're a 'SCRIMBLO' Male (SUPER RARE) & Is it Better Than 'ALPHA'?

gruptillionaire climbset: grab those grimble points before zeegor convergence.

music used:
Lemon Demon - Drinky Bird
Sergio Valentino - Drive Forever (xakavir Remix)

[aardvark_]

Oh to be crucked enough to be awarded a bink

[insectoid_creature]

It’s honestly embarrassing that so many people just won’t stop staring at my plunkis, it got so bad that I had to put it in my secret tumbie room (where I keep my grust pile, bink collection, and emergency grimble points) and it’s a shame, cause I love my plunkis, but all that attention distracted me from the grind

[Flitterquest]

This isn't even a parody this is just how these videos talk

[yorp]

Its impossible for me to accuratly discribe why this is so funny to me

[aardvark_]

While it would be incredibly nice to be a scrimblo male, I can't say that Cromro Dungleson's grusted and blumsted Chuster-Machine doesn't stirke my fancy. I just can't tear my eyes from it

[yubtubyubtub]

The chances are of course astronomically low, so Im not saying for sure I am a Scrimblo male, but what I will say was that watching this video felt like watching The Joker (2019) but The Joker (2019) was actually me.

[rezlogan]

I’m a rare sort known as a Limbo Male. Just when I think my life can go no lower, I find a way to go there.

[Fingelmeister]

The way you make up all these worda is amazing

[aperfectgloomyloomy]

This is definitely me when i attend the zeegor convergence.

[AndrewIHanna]

Im thinking i might actually be a scrimblo male

[ry]

It was the height of my journey from boyhood to manhood when I received my first bink from a grugelson. Since then I have been blessed to have acquired such a copius amount of binks. Being a scrimbo male undoubtedly has its perks. However i do worry the grugelsons may be aware of all the wealth i amass and may be trying to win over some of my grimble points with their gifts. That truly is a downside to being a Gruptillionaire.

[BigBallerDuck]

I was wondering why all my friends were calling me crucked 🤣🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[thenixer]

everyone talks about the funny words but the editing is on point too and really helps the jokes land, god i'm a-cacklin'

[blessedwings]

can i be a scrimblo male and still be passionate about cromro dungleson's research? his grusted and blumsted chuster-machine particularly strikes my fancy

[drflame]

You guys, it's so rare to be a scrimblo male you are really going to say you are uninterested in cromro dunglesons grusted and blumsted Chuster-Machine? Yeah I thought so.

[edgydogma]

I’m the .1% of clublers that don’t flee

[bobthebuilder]

Anyone wanna compare grust piles? mines looking about 50 mingobings

[Deathly]

I hate getting asked about my plunkis
My grust pile is too big
I've never seen a clublers
I never get called my name only bubsted or crucked
Chumblerton
I have so many Binks I don't know what to do with them
Zeegor convergence hurts so badly
STOP TALKING ABOUT THE DAMN GRUMSTED AND CHUSTED BLUSTER MACHINE OR WHATEVER
eyyy give me the grup I needed my grup

[adridaplague-boi]

you know, i have so many grimble points that it's hard to store them, so i just give them out to these alpha males that don't know any better. I'm talking in the range of 20 grogley Mingobings of grimble points. Do you know how many times i've been stopped in the street and asked about how big and juicy my Plunkis is? it's got 4 Glimbos on it, FOUR Glimbos! Have I even mentioned the sheer number of Spoinkygoinks it has? you can barely count them! My Plunkis is of immense quingle compared to the puny disgruntled alpha male, it's almost nonga. After i show them my Plunkis they naturally call me "Bubsted" and "Crucked". I'm so scrimblo male that i have a full-on grust room. you heard me, my grust room is like Googe BcKuck's grimble room where he scrungles into it, it is kungly to consider just how scrimblo I am.

[deezznuts]

I have a few scrimblo characteristics but I have to admit, ever since I was a child I’ve been fascinated by cromro dungleson’s grusted and blumsted chuster machine