The Unsolved Mysteries of Battle Cats

Who are the cats behind the door?
Why is elder sloth faster than sloth?
Is life meaningless?

This video was very heavily inspired by Dragoon's Hypixel Skyblock's Unsolved Mystery video. Basically just made it into a battle cats version.

Music:

[averagerobloxfan]

answer to the sloth question:

stated in his enemy guide entry, he bought a lifetime subscription to a sauna, and the healing minerals in the water gave him super speed and kb abilities.

[owenb]

The real mystery for me is I cleared the Norway stage 65 times but don’t have even a bronze treasure on the stage

[astralguardian]

1:48 Apparently Stories of Legends is where the Cat Army went back in time to rescue what they call Legend Units, like Ururun, Lil Nyandam, Mina, etc. But apparently them tampering with time brought them back to the time of Ancient Enemies (Relics) and to the time of the ancestors of the Legends Units (Like Fenrir, as the ancester to Ururun)

[Madjac]

The cat base one made me laugh quite a bit as I imagine some normal cats carrying the base to each next location. Also, for the sol location, cotc says "onwards to the realm of legends" I assume this could be some version of earth but altered in some way.

[taolach]

the true question is where the cat foods go when we paid for a cat capsule

[heliophobia]

The cats are able to fit through the tiny hole because they are actually artificially made. The cat thing is called "research", which means that the cat base is a factory. The cats just grow big once they touch the air. It's kind of like those things that you learn in science class. The moment something touches, they create a huge reaction. At least, that's my guess.

[gamesofblades]

1:54 Chillhola is way too much of a nice assassin bear to be a murderer. He’s probably chilling in his house :3

[RPCHN_FRNZY]

"Is chillhola a murderer?"
_we may never know_

[someperson]

The REAL questions:

Where is Chillhola?

Who is Chillhola?

How is Chillhola?

[solarknight]

“Why do I have more epic catfruit than regular.”

That is so relatable, fuck. Got me laughing.

[llamaboygaming]

Answers:

0:05 This is Wonder Momoco, Legend Rare of the Dynamites uber set.
0:22 Based of the ‘research’ ability, we can assume that the Cat Base is where the cats are created and they grow upon contact with the outside.
0:28 I don’t know, but they likely just want to give us Flower Cat.
0:33 According to Elder Sloth’s description, he bought a lifetime subscription to the sauna and the healing minerals gave him extra speed from it.
0:37 According to Holy Valkyrie’s description, there was some kind of curse holding her back, so True Valkyrie was likely the final form she could reach with the curse. Also, true valkyrie description states that she changed to her ‘final form’
0:47 According to the Battle Cats wiki, the Mother of Baby Cats in Princess Punt from the Japanese version of Battle Cats
0:51 Considering the theory about how the cats fit through the whole and the base upgrading thing with Ototo corps, i think it’s safe to say that it’s the same base.
0:58 It’s Nyan-dam. Not ny-an-dam. It’s like how Nyan Cat is pronounced, in the song you can hear it going ‘Nyan, nyan, nyan, nyan’, not ny-an.
1:04 That’s your problem.
1:08 Considering that he summons lightning bolts and joins our side after CoTC chapter 2, i think he’s here to help.
1:14 According to the description of Rock Revengers, ‘The kids Sarukani did wrong formed the metal act: Causin’ effect’
1:18 Catamins are the cat equivalent of Vitamins.
1:25 According to Final Boss Giga God’s desc, Cat god was testing if we were strong enough to be his sidekick.
1:26 This one actually has no answer, as far as I know.
1:34, Numerous descriptions describe how the cats change over time, and support the idea that they are still the same cats. I would give an example, but i think it would be easier for you to rad the description yourself to see.
1:41 It still takes place on earth, just in the past, according to the prologue.
1:50 I’m assuming it comes from rich cat, as we get more money when upgrading his efficiency and more capacity when upgrading his wallet.
1:54 We will never know…

[lusic]

i lose it at “how can THIS fit through that tiny hole”

[Thaatsovietguy]

Answer to the catamin myth: catamins are like vitamins, letting gamatoto finish his quest faster.

[szss_d]

fun fact
when chillhola was first introduce to the game it dropped nearly infinite money when killed.

[jankowalski]

Serious answer to the "whos baby cat's mother?". its princess punt

[WQ_]

I get this is like a joke video but here’s are some answers

1. Wonder Momoco and legend rare
2. Cats take out all their bones and hide them underground, they reassemble themselves when sent out
3. They want our pain and suffering
4.The older you are the wiser you are, the wiser you are the smarter you are, the smarter you are the faster you think, the faster you think the faster you move.
5. Ponos logic.
6. Divorced
7. The cat base itself functions as a rocket
I’m too lazy to finish it :p

[dattereflex]

Assains Bear:
No, that guy is not a murder. It’s just the Dev randomly made it

[yoshifly]

For the Stories of legends, it is said in one of the cutscenes that it takes place in the past, when Cat God wasn't born yet.

[arrogance]

i think the mother of cats in a crudle is maiden cat

[gufhyoofy]

Me trying to answer all the questions.
1. That’s a legend rare and is one of the Dynamos.
2. My theory is that there is some sort of machine that can print and design out that cat. Then when the cat expands or doesn’t depending on the robots print. When it expands it’s pushed out of the cat base.
3. The cats behind the door is most likely a new evil cat entity, this further hasn’t been revealed but if based off the red eyes we can make a conclusion that these bundle of cats are up to no good.
4. Well it’s actually not the case. It might look like the alien sloth is older but age doesn’t depend on such a game. This is also because the sloth has the alien trait. Ponos had designed the alien sloth to go faster and why? Simply because it would be good to add some variety not just the trait and what it is. So they added speed changes.
5. I don’t know the answer however hypothetically I think this was an accident by Ponos. Or either this is Valkyrie at it’s true form but still at the average stage. Stuff doesn’t add up. I therefore think this could be an accident.
6. I believe that the dad of the cats in the cats of the cradle that the dad adopted those cats. And you might think ‘ Oh but they are babies.’ Well adoption can happen at any age, so that is what I think about Cats of the cradle.
7. I think that there is multiple cat bases. The function of the laser still works in every single stage. I don’t believe that it would be able to be moved if we took into account the weight of the base itself and when you upgrading the health we presume the cat base gets heavier. Plus, adding on the cats ready to be inside to come out. Yes you do also have a cat army to move this base around but if what I said earlier the Cat Base was getting heavier when you kept upgrading was true. ( I don’t know if it is or not keep that in mind) let’s see it’s true then it would need an infinite amount of cats to move it and there is a cap on how much cats can be deployed so using that spectrum there could be multiple bases.
8. This depends on what country you live in because of the accent and the way it’s said. In northern places most likely it’s Ny-and-em and in others it’s Nyi- and-em the way how you speak it doesn’t change any of the gameplay packed inside of battle cats.
9. You have more epic cat fruit because of how often the epic cat fruit stages come by. It depends also on how many epic catfruit you can receive from a stage. Just because the epic catfruit is well ‘epic’ doesn’t mean that the rarity aligns with the actual frequency and amount the epic catfruit comes by.
10. I believe he is there to act nice at first but then when unlocked he will be in every battle begging for cat food. I believe he uses the cat food you give to him to empower himself to become stronger to change his mind and go against you in Cats of The Cosmos.
11. That person isn’t being sacrificed what if it is a model. A head can’t spin 360 degrees around and around. This could well be a model and we can’t tell if this could be a real cat. Both motions can work.
12. This could be so then you can go like 100x faster but this could also be a currency when they go to that certain place for example: 1 Catamin C could buy them a car or a taxi to come back. To debunk ‘well why would they spend it on a car instead of a dinner’ probably because if they do they can get fired. Remember the retire option on a Gamato helper? This could explain the reason and also because they don’t have enough money in order to have a lavish lifestyle.
13. Yes because in Floating continent we can see angles and hippos with golden rings above them this hints they are in heaven. These souls go straight to heaven since they go upwards not down.
Our enemies could be rivals or our enemies could of done lots of virtues or this could be all staged. What if we, the player who start all the controversy are the bad guys. The enemies could be just normal animals using self defence to keep their animal league going.
14. No it’s the same person however did you remember earlier when a robot could print out the design for a cat we could be the robots who are designing and upgrading and turning these cats into something stronger. Also it’s the same due to the evolve thing. It’s the same cat because when evolving you are given the same cat from before being evolved.
15. Stories of legend doesn’t take in one place. They are stages compiled in different galaxies and planets full of different diverse cats. Legend stages are different places with different cats.
16. The money you earn is from the enemies and our cat base receiving money from outer space or there could be some sort of trading in order to get this money. All we know as this production is extremely fast. Maybe we are a factory who produces cats to send them to different countries. This wouldn’t make sense because the enemy base in each one of the countries could of had a cat. The only time where we give a cat to some place is in Crazed cats and Manic cats. This money could be coming from some suspicious trades with other suspicious marketing. Who knows?
17. No because he is contributing to the cat side not the enemy side. The profile picture can be deceiving.
Please like or comment if you actually read this. Lol please comment if you want to add on to what I have theorised.