A Kirby Main’s Guide to What Other Characters Probably Taste Like

[jean-peeire]

“Pikachu tastes like batteries” is my new favorite sentence

[winter_storm]

Belome from Super Mario RPG actually tells you that Mario tastes sour and Peach tastes like... peaches

[jabarithegoldenlucario]

Joker: Tastes like fresh blood from all the hearts he’s stolen
Hero: Each kind of hero taste like a different kind of Kit Kat.
Banjo and Kazooie: Taste like Easter egg candy you find in the ground since they’ve been dormant for SO LONG.
Terry: A Spicy Ketchup flavor.
Byleth: Another Flavor of Captain Crunch
Min Min: Ramen duh. With a hint of dragon fruit in there.
Steve/Alex: Taste like a cubed piece of sushi.
Zombie: Rotten Flesh, duh.
Enderman: A sour blackberry. Or a Chorus Fruit.
Sephiroth: Tastes like Shampoo and Hair Conditioner with how much of the stuff he uses when he bathes.
Pyra: Spicy Sushi
Mythra: Cold Sushi
Kazuya: A Carolina reaper since the taste will set your mouth ablaze with demon flames.

Edit: I gotta talk about Sora now.
Sora tastes like Mickey Mouse Cookies.

[thingsnpeople]

That's it. As a Kirby main, I NEED a full dictionary of what all of the smash characters taste like to Kirby. That way, I know when Kirby cannot swallow a opponent.

[bioniclefan]

Incineroar actually tastes like flamin’ hot Cheetos

[penelope]

5:16 "Inklings taste like ink because they're squids"
"Toon Link tastes like ink because he's a cartoon"

Didn't even need to hear the Dr.Mario bit this was the snappiest joke in the vid

[NoriakiRyuji]

"Donkey Kong tastes like a frozen hot pocket" was a sentence I was NOT ready for

[scientificapple]

I like how mega man is expensive plastic but still in the category of 'if a friend cooked it for you, you would tell them it wasn't bad'

[lykanaslupus]

Me: Why would Mewtwo taste like popcorn?

Me seconds later: Genetically modified corn.

[malachiatkinson]

"Fox tastes like cardboard, _flat and no spices._ /Falco tastes like _different cardboard."_

[themightygatekeeperdefende]

The macaroon comparisons with peach is actually even better when in take on the fact that she’s really hard to play at high level, and that macaroon’s are pretty easy to fuck up.

[grayanddevpdx]

Adding DLC:
Joker tastes like cat hairs.
Hero tastes like a VHS of Dragon Ball Z.
Banjo & Kazooie taste like musical instruments.
Terry tastes like vintage candies from the 80s.
Byleth tastes like expired Captain Crunch.
Min min tastes like ramen.
Steve and Alex tastes like creativity.
Sephiroth tastes like half a chicken.
Pyra tastes like pepperoni.
Mythra tastes like salami.
Kazuya tastes like a hot pocket that’s simultaneously burnt and cold in the middle.
Sora tastes like all the food at Disneyland poured into a blender.

[tashan]

Ness tastes like pork
Lucas tastes like new pork
Ganondorf tastes like demon pork
Wai- what the hack

[dkpsyhog]

This is literally the best video...
“Every Fire Emblem tastes like a different flavour of Captain Crunch” oml

[JY-ypfy]

I like how he said “ Fox that’s like cardboard. And Falco tastes like “different” cardboard”

[MagmaPaint]

"Sonic tastes like fuzzy nachos."

Well, I did spill some on my Sonic plushie while we were watching movies...

[Ok-ynuo]

"Give yourself a lick an find out"
*licks arm*
That could use some salt

[toaster]

What do you like to eat when watching movies?

Me : *_mewtwo_*

[that_metalhead_ace]

Teacher: Ok, for an icebreaker, let's our favorite food!
Everyone: Says generic food
Me: A nice juicy Charizard, Mewtwo with Captain Falcon on it, and some Peach and Daisy for dessert.

[MegaNancyLover]

Okay so...

When I read the title, I totally thought this would be an instructional video on how to make Kirby more competitively viable.

You know, to sort of give you a ‘taste’ of what using a competitively viable character _feels_ like.

What we got instead was infinitely better!