Warhammer 40,000 Mechanicus OST - Children of the Omnissiah[Extended]

[rrows]

**Starts Microwave with religious intent**

[Sam-epyo]

When a player on your team ragequits the match, but the replacement bot is better at the game than they were:

[SnazzySazerac]

“The flesh is weak. My only salvation is through the blessed machine”
- Me, standing in front of the AC unit on a hot day

[Ianst]

The vending machine gave me 3 M&Ms instead of one....Praise the omnissiah

[lonecolamarine]

When you kindly ask your computer to stop lagging and it does.

[sirnikkel]

When you realize that nowadays Mars is, tecnically, the only know planet inhabited just by machines:

[Dondolini]

I like how people around the world have machine spirit experiences while i witnessed my granddad channeling the energy of the to make his tractor start up on cold days

[theotv]

Mechanicus: "I want to be a machine"

Necrons: "Trust me you don't"

[MuchKoku]

Nurse: "Hey, there. How are you feeling?"

Me waking up after my pacemaker insertion:

[joshuasutherland]

When you think about it the old geezers who said their steam trains were living beings with their own distinct personalities might have been onto something

[chaosXPRT]

The whole concept of the Adeptus Mechanicus and Omnissiah basically summarizes the relationship between Programmers and Coding. "How'd you get your code work?" "I have no idea."

[battyman]

As a CNC machinist, this is the song that plays on a 24/7 loop around our factory. It's to give us the most precise and best quality parts.

[akacurmurdar]

The doctor: "You're going to need glasses, it's only -2, not a big dea.."
Me: "FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH, IT DISSSGUISTED ME!"

[lotusluminance]

Tyranids: We hate it when we bite on metal in the biomass.

Techpriest: you mean biomass in the metal.

[techpriest]

From the weakness of the mind, Omnissiah save us,
From the lies of the Antipath, circuit preserve us,
From the rage of the Beast, iron protect us,
From the temptations of the Fleshlord, silica cleanse us,
From the ravages of the Destroyer, anima shield us,
From this rotting cage of biomatter,
Machine God set us free

[niponsoldier]

I work as mechanic for CAT heavy mining equipment.
I usually speak to the machines that arrive at the workshop when it's my turn to work on them.
A few days ago while working on one of them I tried to work faster by mounting complete modules instead of assembling them piece by piece, then a piece of metal punched through my protective clothing over my forearm. After removing the piece, I continued working. When I was done, I pulled my sleeve up and saw the bleeding wasn't stopping, so I went to the company's doctor but he wasn't available. So went back to my post grabbing my arm, to reduce the bleeding. Then an old mechanic saw me and asked what was the matter; after explaining my injury and showing the blood, he said "wait a moment" and went to his tool case, he returned with a synthetic towel for oil leaks and some duct tape, he proceeded to wrap it around the wound. The bleeding stopped. Then he said " In cases of absolute emergency we fix hydraulic hoses like this, if the oil pressure is not too high or the leak is not to big". Then he told me I should be more careful and went back to his tasks. I was amazed, he patch me up as if I was one of the machines we fix. While continuing my job I spoke to the giant dump truck that stabbed me, and said: "Forgive my insolence spirit of the machine, I shall perform the repairs as the ritual commands."

[erase]

When your family asks you to fix the internet and all you do is restart the router

[Ghost]

Everybody gangster until toaster starts chanting in high gothic

[sgqsmss]

Omnissiah works in a strange way.

I'm system administrator in my company.
Once i had an critical issue with my server, and couldn't figure what is going on.
Then on one day, i just, as a joke, praised to Omnissiah.
Well, it's only done worse. I was at the deadend at the moment. No single clue what to do.
Then i throw back any giggles about this, and trully praised.
It didn't magicaly fixed, tho COMPLETLE new error occures, which helped me to understand what is happening, and ultimately solve the problem.

Praise the Omnissiah.

[GenericProtagonist]

It's funny, even fictional things can seem to hold some power if you will it so; I work small arms repair and on occasion I find myself mentally calling on the Machine Spirit if I find myself in a bit of a rut with a gun giving me trouble, it almost always works, as if the Machine Spirit itself guides my hand and opens my mind to reveal the affliction, aiding me on my path to soothe an ailing machine. Even this song alone works wonders.

Truly, praise be to the Omnissiah.