#pov the food you choose picks how long you have to live #shorts

[Dontknowj]

"I only need me crisp!" *10 seconds later:there's only 1 left!*

[arkhalisst]

"Their only gonna last a few days!"

*"Only last for like 6 seconds"*

[spacecorespaccccce]

People who eat watermelon: i am unstoppable.

[UERK_Aspblox]

“A couple of days”
Me: Finishes a bag of chips in 10 seconds

[EloraBandora]

I would chose cucumber, its helthy and my favorite snack!

[bvssmouqgamingofficialyt]

Me: Buy more chips!
Slightly British me even though I'm not even British: ITS CRISP

[quandaledingle]

The leftover crumbles in the bag: Oh you will be fine.

[HI_BYE]

"All I need was me crisp"
-Warren 2022

[reality_girls]

"i just dont want to loose ya"

[ishikagoyal]

Him: there is only one left
Me: dude if i were you i would have bought a life time supply of crisp

[thatonekidwhonevergetsgirl]

Warren: omg only one left
Me: shut up and eat it

[ZokeeTheDinosaur]

Me: MY LIFE FOOD IS WATER
System: Illegal, but I’ll allow it.
Classmates: YOU ONLY LAST A COUPLE MINUTES!
Me: I cHoSe ThE oCeAn >:)
Classmates: NANI?!

[kitkat]

"What did ya choose"
"*show crisp*"
"WEA OVA👹"

[dutinin]

Me: picking gum
Also Me: chewing the same gum for 500 years

[-SmallPanda-]

I would've chosen honey or watermelon.

[terragaming]

I feel like in this universe everyone would just have a jawbreaker on them at all times so when the choice comes up they can pick something that lasts really long

[skittle]

Me who would choose broccoli because I hate it: “I will be IMMORTALLL”

[strawberrysloth]

What I would have done was take very small bites of the crisps🤩

[spiritzzero]

Me:Mom, Can we have warrenrobie?
Mom:No, We have warrenrobie at home.

warrenrobie at home:

[thewatcher]

I would choose a bag of mustard seeds cus you can eat them so I would class them as food