Thought Experiment Tumblr Post

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I don't own anything except my voice.

[EclipsedVO]

Use the link in my bio to join my gaming PC giveaway if you haven't already!

[Mr.Monacle]

I genuinely thought the modern philosopher was going to ask "And what is your moral stance on slavery" and the ancient philosopher would just start sweating profusely.

[nettlesandsnakes]

It’s very possible that the ancient philosopher also had absurd situations that are horrifying.

[corni_]

The horrendous thing: what if capitalism sold you a serum that only a part of the population needs to survive, is easy to produce but cost more than half your salary for a week worth of supply?

[organichotchoco]

Bro has not read "Plato's Allegory of the Cave" 💀

[MrSad-grkk]

Then we have my friend in a psych class that’s literally just math but with sentences

[nightknight]

Modern philosopher: You assholes came up with all the useful stuff so we have to get crazy!

[llamababiezhellyeah]

I had intro to philosophy w/ a batshit insane communist surfer bro who was absolutely riddled with anti politician jokes, Jesus was a commie, and everything can be explained with pizza. I love you Dr. Jeff. Stay crazy.

[dragonfruuit__]

Diogenes would've loved the Milgram experiment

[SupercoolPersson]

Ancient philosopher, in an attempt at distraction: WHATS THE MEANING OF LIFE
Modern philosopher: hmmm hmmm hmmm
And then they sat there and philosophised for five years

[kedcast]

Modern philosopher: That's what we're trying to figure out

[JokingThief]

'Listen, you already worked out how to live humbly and simple. Psychoanalysis is really all that's left.'

[endergem]

"you took all the easy going stuff! this was all that's left! you did this to me!"

[omnipotentrage]

"a lot, just answer the question"

[simonnading]

Ancient philosopher: actually, I see Diogenes walking our way. I'll come up with an answer if you can distract him

[CalamityJay-ezmq]

Ancient Philosopher: im the absolute judge of morality

Meanwhile they grew up in a society obsessed with eugenics and slavery, im looking at you Sparta

[mudpie]

Modern philosopher: well you already thought of all the normal stuff...

[goober-eymx]

I like the music in the background. A good addition to your videos.

[TerrableToast]

Philosophy is competitive imagination at this point

[Cinnamon_bytch]

okay, but if I committed suicide on the clock, and could prove that my soul continues to exist on the mortal plane as a ghost, would my employer be legally obligated to pay my ghost in perpetuity, given I never clocked out?