ROBLOX SANATORIUM

Today I was invited to De Pride Isle Sanatorium, a very welcoming game.. where things become scary at night if you're not locked away safely in your room...

-sees-

[entitledduck]

When that nurse was taken by that ‘ghost’ it was probably because she thought ‘Luca/Albert’ was an average player. The ghost was probably a high rank taking her away from ruining the video. ( the HR knew it was Albert because they had arranged for him to make a video about their game.)

[ClementDay]

Yamaha: *crying eyes out*

Albert: HE’S HOT

[sir_paranoia]

I laughed _a bit_ to hard at the Japanese Couple.


*I couldn't handle that Brotha.*

[Notheare]

the fact this is what the game is usually like and people just make their own stories is great

[dramaticapokalypsis]

“Hey Siri, is it possible to run in Japanese?”

[ericaleurck]

-sneezes cutly in Japanese-
'aH!"
"mY jApaNeSE hEeLs aRE kiLliNg mE!"
-grunts in agreement in japanese-

[Cranbob]

Me when the teacher calls on me and I don’t know the answer: “Wi can has can, wi can has now!”

[Kaneinthefuture]

4 years later ts is still funny as hell😭

[faithlandry]

No one:

The girl laying on the ground: “I FeLL bEcAuSe Of ThE hIgH hEeL!”

[junyah]

Albert: **says he has stage fright**

Me: **has flashbacks of when he sang “call me maybe” at his school**

[girl]

"stop trolling like albert"
translation: "stop trolling like yourself" // "stop being yourself"

[maya-rvuy]

this is such a well made horror game, im sad it’s not getting as much attention as it used to.

[meowmeowcami]

The alarms means there is too many cannibals, and the room they took you into when the alarm was going on was the bunker, they use it when many players become cannibals.

[crrystalll]

“stop trolling like Albert”
Albert: 👁👄👁

[Avrelianvs]

*_The Nurses Straight up said "Today we're eating alb- I mean flamingo!"_*

[łóęąśżź]

man watching this video is flooding me w memories of playing this game back in 2020. the weird cave youre in when you enter the game, the boat with the lgbt flag, the weird extra way everyone speaks in, the door entrance, the twitching, the dorms. im just 8 minutes into the video and i already feel like im taking a time capsule down to 2020 when people were actually playing this game. man.

[koutrge]

"I mean the path is pretty *straight*-foward, "
*I see what you did there.*

[yantimarina]

"i have stage frights"


*flashbacks to call me maybe performance*

[phantomzitz]

“I think i’m getting another one of those annoying blurs”

That’s a seizure Albert.

[ggm]

15:41 i have never heard Albert laugh in such a wholesome way