The CK3 Murder Olympics

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#pain#gaming#valefisk

[dylaxiusmccoy]

The fact that Paul "Ghengis Khan" Atreides only got about 50 more kills than "Some crazy guy in Africa" is honestly a glowing endorsement of Vale's R&D department.

[richardnixonpog]

Every day, we get closer to the Campaign for North Africa video Vale.

[nomnomxddd]

this is literally the Campaign for West Africa

[MrDylanm]

2 in a week, Vale fisters we are eating

[kitchengun]

Father is feeding us puny basement dwellers well this month, all hail

[Solll]

The Valefisk R&D department is proud of it's contribution to the effort.

[redvorno]

There should be a chance for "exotic carpet" event to actually be just a random event where you can get an exotic carpet, because otherwise it is just a dead giveaway that you are being murdered by someone. It needs to cause MORE PARANOIA

[terriblejokefactory]

"I have become William Afton, killer of kids"

- King Robert Oppenheimer I

[chaoticneutralgiraffe]

"I can't believe the most notorious serial killer just posted bail for 95 gold.."

The phrase alone sums up the sheer fucking madness of the whole ordeal..

[GamingDoge]

As someone who lives in New Hampshire, I'd waste my vote on Vermin Supreme

"Remember, a vote for Vermin Supreme, is a vote wasted." -Vermin Supreme

[Renastar]

'this is my 7th second chance with my wife'
immediately opens two murder scheme tabs for M16 and M18

[cmdkevin]

When Spiff asked multiple times who killed his wife I think he had to only speak in quotes from the fugitive

[InsertNormalName]

Fun fact: In the second book, Paul states that he has "killed sixty-one billion, sterilized ninety planets, completely demoralized five hundred others."

[TonusStoneshield]

Playing any strategy game with Spiff is like, "Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear" As you see a stovepipe hat appear in your rearview mirror.

[wooooooooods]

RIP Nitrodubs6
Gone, but not forgotten

[Malao]

On the topic of the Mind Goblin, they (and I swear this is real) made a card called Goblin” that puts a name sticker on itself when it enters the battlefield, one of which is the word Mind. So the Mind Goblin is real, but only technically.

[averagefsherman]

The witcher audio books change character pronunciations too. The first two books Geralt's best friend is "dandelion" but in the third his name suddenly becomes "dan-dill-ion"

[HammerspaceCreature]

The guy who managed to off Vale's character 7 years in despite his 20 intrigue skill is the true winner.

[Sir_Bucket]

This game was a saturday mornibg cartoon featuring Robert "the stranger", best serial killer in West Africa, going on wacky adventures to kill his entire lineage. All while the Great Atredis Khan is desperatly trying to stop him from murdering his sisters. Somehow the old Robert always escapes.

[Totasfunnynumber]

Oppenheimer wasn't building a bomb. He was building a Nick Cannon