Does GODZILLA have a biological limit?

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Godzilla may be the kind of monsters but the giant lizard isn't exempt from giant biology. How big could he actually get?

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[mattmagliocca]

One of the chief things I was impressed by in the new movies was the concept of the kaiju having a 'nuclear biology.' I'm sad they did so little with the concept. Nuclear biology would allow a host of fascinating abilities such as his cells spinning new elements to build Godzilla's body in the same way our cells weave bones out of simple chemicals. I think that's really the only way you can build an animal that could take Godzilla's weight

[KainaX]

So question:

Isn’t Godzilla canonically a walking nuclear reactor and doesn’t actually need to eat?

[SpiralingChaos]

Even at the adjusted size Godzilla would still be terrifying lol

[craiga]

Kyle: Godzilla isn't eating the junk your eating, that you know you shouldn't be

Me: *looks down at half empty Pringles can*

Kyle: got'um

[DungeonBricks]

Gotta love metric system. Scaling is SO efficient

[Aliraldd]

You really should do a series called something like The Facility: Redacted where you talk about the comment on the last episode, the correction and the funny comment. and give away fake award like "you are indeed, a Perfect Grader" or "indeed you are a Paper Publisher"
I think that it will be a blast

[BIGJATPSU]

Kyle: Godzilla is big!
Godzilla: Yes.

[kasterborous]

I never understood why lions are called “king of the jungle” given that they don’t live in jungles.

[livingcorpse]

On a more positive note, Godzilla being a deep sea monster means his internal body pressure pushing outward would be intense enough to act as a sort of cushion from missiles and explosions. Bottom of the sea is constant pressure, an explosion from missiles while intense is only for a second. Also being a living nuclear reactor means he'd have more than enough energy to move almost non-stop.

[ENTERtheCREATOR]

Hey Kyle, it's, uh, it's Henry here. You know, the guard you had stationed at Lola's gate? No? You sent me a card for Christmas that was actually a "#1 inmate" card? No? Anyways, listen, I've been sitting in her belly for a few days now, and I just wanted to make sure you're taking Lola's health into consideration. I mean, I don't believe her stomach acid is capable of dissolving hazmat suits and she did just swallow me whole. I mean, I didn't even suffer a scrape on the way down! That does, however, mean she has an undigested organism in her stomach. Also, I'm getting kind of together not well without any forms of those things we need for our species to continue being alive. Some assistance would be appreciated...




...thanks.

[Eramiserasmus]

Math and Magic. I don't need more.

Edit: Was hoping that it would be a look at the feasible maximum P/T of the Godzilla creatures mutated in the set via Magic deckbuilding limitations. But i will happily take this analysis too.

[darkmaster]

woohoo finally got sponsors!!! I do miss the glass board though.... markers and marker art was fun.

[Nuan]

I'd really, really, REALLY love to see a video where someone theoretically pushes the size of a creature to maximum rather than reduce it due to standard biological limits.
What if it had graphine bones? What if those bones were more like lattices, how would this effect the theoretical size of a creature?

[Beegrene]

Nearly ten minutes to get to the square cube law. Kyle, you tease.

[SukieOOO]

My mother actually met Godzilla once in Sydney of all places, in the late 1970s, she said he was a humble well spoken reptoid .

[WAMTAT]

Now I want to rewatch all the Godzilla films. Thanks Kyle.

[fogdelm]

"probable cartilage rupture" thats where he gets the energy to breath lightning plasma doom breath.. if you have ever seen somebody that is bone on bone walking.. you get it.. :)

[NitrousOxide]

Watching Kyle dunk that copper was like watching someone eat a foil Karak-Clan Ironworks.

[KainaX]

“Megafauna Menagerie”


Looks like a Biodome to me

[PlatinumScales]

Please do more MTG content, Also please convince MatPat to play commander with you and the Command Zone