12 micro-songs to sharpen your chastity

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When you accidentally write songs that already exist:

[casualcyberguy]

I want a full version of “Dinosaur/Meteor” just an entire song about Daniel liking conflicting things.

[AarPlays]

The horny widow to her son part flashbanged me lmao

[EatPineappeals]

i love how he has a laptop in front of him only for Arby's bees, as if he just read the article and immediately started singing about it

[justasimplefork]

I cannot get over how good Daniel's gruff voice is at 1:49 and it is criminal that it is cut so short

[KRNGE]

1:01 That was the most Bo Burnham sounding song Daniel has and possibly ever will do. It's the perfect blend of hilarious and jaw droppingly DARK.

[adityasingh]

my chastity is like a knife now, thank you daniel

[brandondavidson]

I now need a full power ballad version of "Heaven (Turbulence Tonight)"

[-bunu-]

Daniel's face just staring into an endless void with his angelic singing at 1:38 is simply a beautiful thing to witness

[SuperPaperPokemon]

I can't wait when someday Daniel writes a full blown musical and we will end up having banger songs about flossing your teeth or something like that.

[alyxjames]

*TIMESTAMPS FOR ALL SONGS*
0:02 name every pokemon
0:11 dinosaurs v meteors
0:28 kale
0:36 get out plane baby
0:43 b84
0:50 too many melons
1:01 well well bang bang
1:14 basketball
1:26 the trial
1:37 heaven
1:51 coffee v coffin
2:00 arby's: we have the bees
2:27 the sketch after the sketch that happens to be paid for

[Mekcstriker]

Jury duty could absolutely be one of those cult classic songs thats not talked about for like 5 years but suddenly gets a crazy following of ppl misremembering if it was based off a true story or not.

[foozzy]

The whole Arby's bees RnB bars line was unironically greatly delivered. It has Daniel's character definitely but also a great musical theater vibe to it. It brightened my day :D

[sooyster]

1:48 goes so hard I want to hear the chorus

[alakazandra]

We can always count on Daniel to bring up real issues, like why are there so many melons in fruit bowls??

[VaughnC.]

I would pay serious money for a full version of Too Many Melons (0:50) and Heaven (1:37). They slappp

[HeisenbergFam]

2 years later and the sequel we didnt deserve, but needed is finally here, Daniel's voice is angelic

[sarahn.h]

“Too much melon in my fruit bowl” is my soul turned into music.
Need the full song lol

[aspiringdiplomat]

1:48 your voice was amazing when you sang heaveeeen. That tingled my ears, please make more !!

[Oli.V]

As a busty lady who has often felt insecure about that, the heaven/busty lady/airplane song (1:35) gave me a concerning amount of confidence. Thank you Daniel

[Direktorsnegl]

Daniel singing a perfectly held note with the weirdest face is the best thing in this planet