a settlement needs your help #gaming #fallout

[rampagedalpaca]

*the sound of a pip boy radio playing "Rocket 69" gradually getting closer*

[TheMallachiv]

“So let me get this right, you tried to raid a settlement that has PET DEATHCLAWS?!!! And you thought that it would be a good

[dovahsblight]

Raider's big and bad until the lone wanderer comes in with a baseball bat and solos all his friends 😂

[Mr.JoopMan]

“Y’know you could just ask nicely and I’ll add you to the settlement”
“Bro I’m called raider, ain’t happening.”

[andrebenjamun]

I can’t wait for the owner to show up eating rocks and drinking rad water 😂😂😂

[IffyShrooms]

Then he shows up in full mark 5 X-01 with a gauss rifle and plasma flamer before building 50 laser turrets and handing out combat rifles and armor he picked up along the way.

[aanxkix]

*clown loading his mini gun*: "You know that mysterious figure who roams the wastes killing all of you guys stealing your best guns & armor? Yeah he keeps at that shit here"

[CorundumDevil]

"Ima raid those."

I feel that.

[homiiciidalkiitten]

Meanwhile player sees the settlement needs help and is like, look I don't even care enough to to save my own son, you outta luck lol

[John_Thomas]

When your settlers drag you across a state for a guy with a pipe pistol and less armor than your settlers.

[danielholmes]

Bro's got the discount Lucille lmao

[jonaspen]

me at level 15: *defend County crossing or some insignificant place* "okay" *3~ raiders all armed with missile launchers spawn in and insta-kill me*
me at level 50: *one raider with a spikey baseball bat attacks the fully defended, walled off, turreted sanctuary*

[arbitrationengine]

Nate/Nora shows up and just takes them to suplex city before they register what even happened.

[Alwaysasherlok]

Player: *gets dragged unconscious into town as fast travel and stood up on the welcome mat that acts as the fast travel point in the settlement, and woken up*

[AgentTexes]

Can’t be my settlement.

Their ears aren’t bleeding from the sound of 200 automated turrets on the wall of the perimeter.

[alexanderbrown]

I love how he sounds so unsure, I'm not entirely convinced he is a raider.

[satalia]

The full skit is amazing. No need to way for the shorts to come out.

[Stellar]

30 seconds later... Lone Wanderer: You know, I built all these automated defenses for you so I don't have to come down here myself.

[neverrelax]

Part 3 should be: the guy who owns the place has a blitz melee build, and when he hits the guy he turns into caps.

[VampyricDoge]

Tbh, my settlements were so well armed that I didn't have to worry. The sheer number of rocket turrets I had...

That radroach never stood a chance.