Shane Gillis On The Dog General 🎖️ #shorts

[KillianTwew]

That's true. An experienced veteran might have fought a thousand strong tough men. But they've never had to face off against Officer Bow Wow

[spartan]

Imagine getting captured alive and your POW guard has a fucking dog mask on. I agree, that shit would be fucking terrifying lmao

[TheMangaWasBetter]

"Painted fingernails can still grip the joystick of a fighter aircraft. The cockpit of an F-22 identifies as a safe space."
-Habitual Linecrosser

[mrsmrmrsmr]

Lmao a literal One Piece Navy character

[VX-cydu]

"When youre strong, appear weak. When youre weak, appear strong."

-Sun Tzu

[burimsaliji]

I would be shi**ing my pants if I saw a soldier in a dog mask charging at me 🤣🤣

[AvrjkRRow]

Nothing scarier than a (hu)man not being afraid to be their self. that much confidence is empowering lol

[forgottenrealms]

He's byfar the scariest soldier they showed! 😮

[Ciara_Foxx]

Ok but like psychologically speaking. A lifelong career military man having an identity of a dog makes alot of sense. Like they’re tools, they’re constantly ordered around and theres alot of barking. This doesnt seem strange, so much as someone finally said the quiet part out loud

[jaytorr]

He is a fucking comedy genius. The premise is so common. But he made it so funny!

[idek]

I think it’s clear to say that general did indeed have that dog in him.

[chillychese]

When officer bow wow captures you it's like the basement in Pulp Fiction

[Terence_Da_Biggest_Bird]

*pov: you hear the words “mounting target” from officer bow wow* 😧

[TheDailyOutpost]

you don't mess with crazy people, crazy people are the scariest

[mawortz]

he was the general of the K9 special forces

[damperson]

Him being into pup play doesn’t mean anything, look at all of the fucking medals and awards he has gotten. Dude is a unit

[privatestudios]

"Painted finger nails can just as well grip a flight stick, the cockpit of an f-22 identifies as a safe space." -HLC (Habitual Line Crosser)

[Blueberry_Koi]

"US milatery is so gay"

The drone strike button under the painted nails of the dog general:

[allibababoo]

Diverse armies have always crushed less diverse armies, all other things being equal

[HappyJames]

"Sir, the Red Rocket is lifting off." ☠️