Meet The World's Militaries

[LawofBod]

Plot twist: The American guy flipping out the plane was the pilot

[angyphoenix]

“Sir, permission to do a sick backflip, sir? Goddamnit he did it before me”

[embrymilo]

It's honestly so nice to be reminded that these are people. Actual people. Does that make sense?

[carlyg.]

Little story below.
My dad used to be in the military. He used to get in minor trouble all the time for antics.
During a training/practice drill one day(they were using paintball guns or something, I cant remember) his entire team got “killed” by the opposing team, and so my dad bolted up the stairs. He was chased, of course, but instead of surrendering, he threw himself out of the damn window. He was 2-3 stories up. He had already completed his airborne course, so he knew how to land+the adrenaline helped. He landed perfectly, rolled, and started screaming “IM ALIVE!! IM ALIVE, IM NOT DYING TODAY, IM ALIVE!!” among some curse words, then ran away from the building and went right past his commanding officers, who started yelling at him “GRAHAM..WHAT?! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO GRAHAM?? GET BACK HERE. GET OVER HERE. NOW!” I have many more stories of him.

[Vee-srsx]

USA general: "LOAD THE CANNONBALL!"
Soldier:*only heard cannonball*"OKAY!"

[Meapboy]

America: intrusive thoughts win
Germany: DUMB WAYS TO DIE

[rangy_Rs]

“PERMISSION TO CANNONBALL SIR?”
“PERMISSION GRANTED”
“YEEHAW”

[lindsey_the_wolf]

The backflip was the most American thing I’ve ever seen.🤣

[iiRqvxnge]

The military: we are a serious buisness
Meanwhile germany: *We'll be right back*

[shubhamshrestha]

UK army: i ate too many beans for breakfast now I'm stuck in my shit.

[physicsone]

America other soldiers:we are professionals and not little kids
The last soldier:I love my job

[kittycatdragon]

German guy really went ‘It was at that moment he knew he f****d up’

[wdnunes]

The first guy was waiting for this moment ever since he was a kid 💀

[usjaia]

Us army: Yes sir. Yes.
That last guy: yeah dude, yeah

[PhantomPilotReviews]

All the other US soldiers: *quite*


The last one: CANNON BALL

[AlBUS-]

USA: somersaults, just somersaults.
Iraq: warm-up*❤
Germany: How we love bombs...
Roland: I wanted to kill him, but it didn't work out.
India: Sir, are you all right?
Canada: This guy was the kind of guy who just loves life...
Britain: I go to the kitchen at 3 a.m. to eat the sweets that are left for tomorrow.
Russia: * just a background*

[Help-Rubikscubemaster]

If I got a dollar for every pixel on this screen, I’d have 25 cents

[olekan]

Meet the World’s Militaries, except it gets more pixelated with each clip

[Un_sane]

"Germany has a strong and tough army!"
That one soldier:

[Amrca-sTrasur]

“The royal army is powerful!!”

The royal army in question: “Sir I’m stuck”