James May makes the most disgusting sandwiches yet

Are you ready for the most '70s sandwich test of the year? Well here it is – James May puts four different pastes to the test. From crab to beef to chicken and ham to just chicken, these spreadable wonders will be a mystery to most youngsters, but to May, they're reminders of his childhood. And crap food, probably. Enjoy this battle of pastes!

[hihiguy]

i always get happy when james says his original catch phrases like 'oh crikey, its the rozzers!'

[fattypacquiao]

"My cat likes cat food."

We're not worthy.

[bradman]

I got a MasterClass ad, foolish YouTube tried to impress me with the 2nd best chef in the world when I came to see the first

[irrsinnrainer]

"Don't be funny and substitude another completely different sandwich with something disgusting in it..."

When you're on the road with Hammond and Clarkson for too long...

[jekylltraveler]

"mechanically recovered chicken" - gives me visions of James May chasing down free range chickens in his Ferrari.

[holyheretic]

James in Seamen "I signed up for a car show, not cookery."
Me: suuuure

[kitsune]

"Crikey, it's the rozzers." Is that quotation from Hamlet?

[higofyp]

I grew up eating beef paste sandwiches and I was born in 1992. Living in the North really is like being in a time machine where we're permanently 20 years behind...

[panospylar]

My flatmate just asked me “what are you watching?” and i really don’t know how to answer.

[DJ]

James: “Crikey, it’s the rozzers”
Me: *instantly hits the like button*

[Howlrunner]

"Clean the knife" could be the "beat the devil out of it" for a new generation

[jameswyse]

I well remember those Shippams pastes! In the 50's we would have them pretty much every day, at tea time. White bread, sliced and buttered by Mum, then choice of Shippams Meat Paste, Shippams Fish Past, Marmite, or jam!

[gilliannattress]

God bless this man he is a british treasure

[dinkaboutit]

This is the best argument against war I've ever seen! Just tell the children: "If you have a war, this is what you'll have to eat.... IF YOU WIN!!"

[paulchristopher]

I love sardine and tomato paste with sliced cucumber in a sandwich,

[Steve-ebeh]

After watching this series I have realised that James May was the real king of Top Gear

[hyperionphoenix]

Ma boy James is back and poisoning himself again!!!

[NLookeeMusic]

I would actually like to see James compare all the “might” spreads. Marmite, vegemite, promite etc.

[jojotheswede]

in a post-apocalyptic britain, james may is still making lurpak sandwiches as the world burns

[therealnickroberts]

"...it'll actually taste quite cat LOVES cat food.." 😂😂